Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought home some expensive ice cream and we licked it off of each other. It was fun until we learned that dried ice cream on skin smells almost exactly like puke. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
Today, my fiancé and I decided to engage in some erotic food play. She covered every region of my body, including my genitals, with strawberry sauce. Today also happens to be the day that I found out I'm allergic to strawberries. FML
Today, I arrived home after a hard day's work to see my 12-year-old sister had greased up my 8-year-old brother with butter and olive oil, and was attempting to slide him down the wooden floorboards in the hallway. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML
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BrookeTrueblood 0
Why the hell would you do that with a 9 year old in the house?
MzRabbit 0
ever heard of locked doors?? or u like traumatizing your younger sister at such a young age!
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Comments (181)
xHabsfanx 0
It's the girl with the boyfriend who has a whipped cream fetish. I guess licking whipped cream off her nipples wasn't enough, so he covered her entire body..o.O. Way to go op, now your mom and his little sister are scarred for life.
xlovelessx 0
ur an idiot for doing that while having children still around the house and not having the doors locked YDI xD I think you destroyed the innocence of 9 yr old girl lmao can't stop thinking how she might spill the incident to h
perdix 31
The kid was mad because that was the "secret game" between her and her brother.
bigpapi210 0
too funny
terriibabiiix23 0
it sounds like fun but, next timee....GET A DAMN lock on your doooor!
CharliePoops 0
YDI for making someone eat so much whipped cream.
bmalley 0
1-lock the door 2-do that shit when there are no kids around
okieraider71 4
OP--have fun but show respect. Get a locked door between you and any children! (sugar in your vag will cause a yeast infection: be careful with whipped cream, honey, etc...)
YouSeriouslySuck 0
poor kid. ydi for not doing it when no one was home. poor scared for life child. idiots.
slimm_shadyy 0
she was crying because you wasted 4 whole cans of whipped cream. shame on you. ydi