Today, during a work meeting, my boss leaned over to me and whispered, "I suggest we fuck". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Creeper alert!
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Is this a joke to you?
Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML
Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex with my wife. FML
Not a good look
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Undercover
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Rubbing one out on the sly
Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML
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corporatescoundr 25
I would've responded with "I suggest you ****... Off."
katydid91 31
Alright then. That's not creepy or inappropriate at all...
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Comments (63)
MaiqTheLiar 11
Ain't even mad
TheLynx_fml 20
Maiq you sexy son of a bitch you're at it again
lexiieeex3 32
From the looks of this FML I would say that yes, OP is pretty mad.
purplemango 21
Report him.
whyevenbother69 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why do you assume it is a man? And how is a suggestion worthy of reporting? If the person continued the pursuit after being turned down then it might need to be taken further.
fohfuu 9
I really hope you never get a position of power if you think there's no problem with this.
Snano 15
Sexual harassment is never an acceptable thing at work whether the harasser is male or female. It's actually the exact kind of thing that should be reported.
aloneingarden 15
Is there any chance that there's something going on between them outside work?
arano 29
#5 is actually kind of right. It's only sexual harassment if you tell them to stop and then they persist afterwards. Not saying that the boss is right for what they did, but it's technically not sexual harassment... yet.
Selene1090 26
So if my boss were to grab my ass, it's not sexual harassment until I tell him to stop and he doesn't? I'm sorry, but that's wrong. What op's boss did was inappropriate and is sexual harassment.
Rkikkas9713 25
#35 Yes it is inappropriate, no it is not sexual harassment. It wouldn't hold in a court of law. If they grabbed their ass, chest, or anything else along those lines then that would be different. Verbals can't be held in court unless it's beyond vulgar or they've been asked to stop and still continue.
may14th 26
I think at this point it's less of a court issue and more of an HR issue
jerzjay 17
I don't know what 34&37 are talking about, but yes if someone grabbed your ass in the work place, that is without a doubt sexual harassment. Regardless of you saying to stop and they continue or not. But that is an HR issue. Things like this aren't taken immediately to court.
BeastyMcbeast 19
Is this case sexual harrassment though? I've heard that its sexual harrassment if the superior makes it seem like "**** me or you're fired" but if they just ask and you turn them down and they don't ask again its not. But I've also heard that anyone in a mangerial or superior position who requests this is also sexually harrassing the victim. I'm not sure which scenario is correct so i thought I'd just ask.
zboot 8
@5 Coming from a boss makes it immediately sexual harassment. If it was a coworker, a warning would be needed before this escalated to sexual harassment.
Redgy22 26
Anything said or done at work that makes someone else feel uncomfortable is considered harassment.
stingray112 24
Except he didn't grab OP's ass he suggested they **** which yes I agree is wrong on many levels and not ok in the slightest but if that was the end of it and he didn't persist than that's not sexual harrasment
chinaski7628 32
#60 and others: no. A person in a position of power should not ever suggest to a subordinate that they should **** (or proposition a subordinate in any sexual manner). It is highly unethical, most likely against company policy, and most definitely sexual harassment. Because it is OP's boss, there is already an uneven power balance. Because the boss has power/authority over OP, the threat to OP's job is implicit. And it completely undermines OP's comfort level at work. OP needs to report the boss. I cant believe, in 2015, this needs to be articulated....
ham_spam 17
First of all read his message the boss said a suggestion he didn't grab her ass and wait for he/she to reaping so u are stupid and need to learn how to reas
DerpAngel 8
Says the one who refuses to learn how to spell.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Grabbing ass and silently proposing **** time is not the same thing. They're both creepy, yes, but once someone grabs your ass that's sexual harassment no matter how you look at it.
AlbertNeinstein 10
Could've been a female boss
yuno_gasai_fml 34
I suggest you report him
AlbertNeinstein 10
I believe the boss is a girl because the Title is M, which could stand for Male, so he could be male
katydid91 31
Alright then. That's not creepy or inappropriate at all...
corporatescoundr 25
I would've responded with "I suggest you ****... Off."
bigdfootball97 24
"Yourself" would've worked too
spatula232 25
Someone has been watching too many adult movies...
fightingkittens 39
Report him. There is a zero percent chance that he either hasn't done this before or won't do it again. Yes, this is something you report on the first offense. It's not like he's gonna back off because you said "no thanks." That's not how creepy, disgusting assholes function. And yes, I'm aware it could be a woman.
JMichael 26
should of leaned to him and said "I suggest you go **** yourself."
Fed21 16
report him asap
Nilorak 24
What if the boss is a woman?
I_Like_Dogs 28
Then report her?
Nilorak 24
Touche
gracehi 33
Quid pro quo? You proposition me at work, I **** you good and hard in HR and court.
dutchy86 20
I don't know what positions you are suggesting.... but I think it's going to be a pain in the ass