Today, we had the hottest day ever recorded in Germany. Well, at least this means I won't need a hot water bottle to keep my feet from freezing, right? Wrong. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, despite living healthy and being only 40, I have such pathologically cold feet that I can only ever be comfortable while either having them on a hot water bottle or taking a vigorous walk. Everything else feels about as cosy as standing in ice water. FML
Today, a bit of self-explanatory wisdom: When it’s 35°C out and you need a hot water bottle for your lower half, while needing a fan for your upper half, then something in your body’s self-regulatory system does not work as it should. FML
Today, on the brink of a stiflingly hot summer, I've come to a terrible realisation. It seems the apartment I've just moved into has been specially insulated to trap enough heat inside for the occupants to survive the planet's next Ice Age. FML
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
Today, we're in the middle of a heatwave. When I woke up this morning, I noticed that my scrotum was stuck to the side of my leg from all the perspiration. I had to actually peel it off. FML
Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML
Today, thanks to a wonderful -40°F wind chill (I'm in the Midwest), I woke up this morning to a freezing cold house. I had to wear my shoes, a coat, and gloves. Indoors. For the whole morning and most of the afternoon. FML
Today, I discovered that as of right now, the North Pole is somehow warmer than where I live. FML
Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML
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Gradask 10
There been a heat wave in Germany and if your feet are still cold, you need to see a doctor, that is circulation problems and you need help.
TheSminty1 17
Bring them inside. If you're cold they're cold
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Comments (12)
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
my feet always be cold too but to me its normal and they don't feel cold sometimes vut everyone says they're look cold
ojosRojos 28
But global warming is a hoax, right?!
hereforfmls 17
Her feet thinks it is apparently.
Sinshine 28
No, the globe is heating up using heat from OP's feet.
Gradask 10
There been a heat wave in Germany and if your feet are still cold, you need to see a doctor, that is circulation problems and you need help.
Cindy Lewallen Moellering 2
if you don't see a Dr, you might end up losing your feet. you obviously have a blood circulation problem. I do and I have had three surgeries because of it. next is amputation if I don't quit smoking.
RichardPencil 32
It would be very ironic if you had to have your frostbitten feet amputated on such a day.
PlagueofFiction 20
Sounds like you have some horrible circulation problems. It could be early signs of diabetes or one of several other medical conditions. I highly recommended you see a doctor about your feet and see if they can help you out.
TheSminty1 17
Bring them inside. If you're cold they're cold
H1LS4BECK 9
I feel ya frost bite sucks
Mungolikecandy 19
I am presuming you have a medical condition? If not then get to the doctor and get diagnosed as the circulation in those feet sounds like they may soon drop off.
Yudith 28
This sounds like Air Conditioning from Freezing Hell. We have it at work, which means two employees actually use heaters in their office all summer.