Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl. When I woke up, I thought the house looked really familiar. It belonged to my ex's younger sister. FML
Creepypasta
Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
Today, a girl I have been wanting for years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Foreshadowing
Today, I went on a second date with a girl that I like and had a really good time while with her. We got pretty drunk and then went back to mine. When things started to get sexy, I accidentally called her by her sister's name. A girl I don’t even know. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
All in the family
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
Cheers
Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML
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KayDee29 31
I believe she incests on you performing unspeakable acts. I would just avoid her for a few years.
lostinareverie 21
Better a drunk text to you than some sleazy guy who would take advantage and such.
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chefnoel22 11
Ha!!!!!
miss_amphetamine 24
Calm down, everyone who is saying it's incest lol. She probably meant to send the text to someone else. If she was drunk it's way more likely she accidentally hit the wrong name on her phone.
Desi_D123 27
It's either she sent the text to the wrong person or she secretly wants OP. Seriously hope it's the former.
miss_amphetamine 24
Much more likely it's the former. When you're really drunk you can't see straight...so it makes sense to mix up names on your contact list. But purposely hitting on your sibling? That's not something normal people do. F OP's life for the awkward situation, but I don't think she secretly wants him.
toddles11 1
Well it is world siblings day...
MaiDikisaurFML 5
do it
dragoongirl90 34
Ew. Ew. Ew! EW! EEEW!
Vlen_fml 20
how has no one said this before me yet? "Incest is the best give your sister a test." lol. But seriously it's very likely not meant for you and you should get her someplace safe when she's drinking. And if it WAS meant for you I don't judge, just get snipped first.
Kobi159949 19
Come on bro pleasssssse I incest.
cmikey 14
Aww:/ no doubt didn't mean to send it to you. Pretend you didn't receive it?
lolomfg 5
OMG that sucks!
MrConcise 35
I don't have a sister, I don't understand family values, so I know my perspective is extremely abnormal...I say go for it. As long as you don't knock her up and end up with a frog baby, who cares?
ToxicTyrael 26
Most people are not attracted towards their siblings. I think OP is one of them and so he's not interestef. It's like when you're straight and yout same-gender best friend offers you sex, you normally decline
MrConcise 35
I don't think I'd say that. If the only thing that makes you unattractive to your sibling is the knowledge that you're related, then it's not the same as being offered sex by a gender you've never been attracted to. For example, people who don't know they're related often hook up and become disgusted with themselves when they find out they share DNA. The only thing that's changed between the point of them wanting to **** and never wanting to talk again is the knowledge of how they relate to one another. That's why I don't understand not being attracted to one's own sister being an uncommon thing, the lack of attraction is pretty arbitrary.
KayDee29 31
It's probably so repulsive to people because it's a deeply rooted instinct not to reproduce with your closely related Kin. Usually when you hear the jokes about the tentacle babies, it's because reproducing with someone you share such close DNA with is biologically wrong. Bad things happen to those babies, not always, but most of the time. And since one of the main goals of life itself is to reproduce, then yes it does make sense that being attracted to your sibling is generally repugnant. Biologically speaking, anyways.
MrConcise 35
Exactly. Pretty sure we could overcome that instinct if we were open about it socially. After all, homosexuality isn't socially wrong anymore even though they're not reproducing. Can't we just accept that sex is for pleasure?
KayDee29 31
Although you do make a very valid point, and I'm sure there are plenty of people in the world who are legitimately attracted to their siblings, my point was not necessarily about the entire population reproducing (yes I know I stated that reproducing is a main part of life, and yes I know not everybody wants to do it which is fine by me), I was mostly saying that since bad things happen when close/related DNA is mixed, that could possibly be a reason as to why so many turn their noses up to incest. But, what people choose to do and what makes them happy is simply none of my business. I was just trying to rationalize the reasoning behind the general disgust.