Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl. When I woke up, I thought the house looked really familiar. It belonged to my ex's younger sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a month of sobriety, I woke up in my ex-girlfriend's house with absolutely no recollection as to how I got there. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I went on a second date with a girl that I like and had a really good time while with her. We got pretty drunk and then went back to mine. When things started to get sexy, I accidentally called her by her sister's name. A girl I don’t even know. FML
Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
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hawtrox22 13
keeping it in the family? lol you must know exactly what you like in a woman if 2 of them are so alike they're sisters...
TheNewMirage 10
I wish you very good luck at breakfast.. especially when the family is all together
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hawtrox22 13
keeping it in the family? lol you must know exactly what you like in a woman if 2 of them are so alike they're sisters...
JustinKirby 20
If she wasn't drink wouldn't she have remembered him?
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
23, It never said she wasn't drunk.
JustinKirby 20
I never said it did, I'm saying "if" she wasn't drunk.
tygerarmy 35
Who says she doesn't remember him and that's why she hooked up with him, maybe she had a crush on her sister's ex.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Yeah I don't think the sister had any problem banging OP. Drunk or not, she wanted it. I'm actually glad to hear OP isn't happy about it. You did a cheap trick pal, but at least you seem to regret it. That shows you have some sort of class. I'm sorry it happened to you and you do somewhat deserve it, but at least you aren't bragging about it. Just a ****** up situation man, you have to be more careful. It could have been a helluva lot worse.
Zimmington 21
I disagree #59 this a great occurrence! Especially if he and his ex had a bad break up & this close to Thanksgiving... Guess who's coming to diner!!
LeatherEmporium 7
I just want to know how fast OP ran out of that house when he came to that realization.
SJParker 13
I half-expected this to show up as well: Today, i found out that, in a drunken episode, my ex came to my house and slept with my sister. FML.
feelingold 18
Guess their white trash names. Marilyn? Mandy? Britney? Tiffany? Candace? Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, ******' *Becky*? Was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it?
Exhaling 12
So much hatred over names, feelingold. Are you passing a gallstone?
gotaplanstan 28
yea 1, he likes himself
Jordan_OL 10
In all honesty #59, I'm not sure how many people would consider the chances of hooking up with an ex's younger sibling are high enough to warrant being extra careful, especially after they've had a few drinks.
robbins28 7
#83 How long did it take you to type that? Lol
TheNewMirage 10
I wish you very good luck at breakfast.. especially when the family is all together
JACKxRAWR 22
Personally, I think that'd be hilarious. Just sit down, nod to your ex, dig in to your breakfast.
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
Why would OP stay for breakfast, most one night stands leave early. Then again, I have never had one, so...
abitabanana 8
Then how would you know such a thing, 33? Nice try. ;)
Rainhawk94 27
There's always a first for everything #33....
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
43, movies...
Vashen 5
Who's to say the younger sister doesn't live alone? It says that the house belonged to the sister..
cass99 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Didn't you meet your Ex's family before? How did you not know it was her sister? I'm sorry but YDI!
BodyCountEndless 20
He was drunk. You can't always tell someone's gender when drunk, much less exactly who they are.
RedPillSucks 33
@9 I sure hope OP could at least tell GENDER while drunk. I don't think I ever want to get so drunk that I don't notice that. That's too many wake-up surprises for me.
Comet_Candy 23
12 - OP said the house looked pretty familiar. It would be kind of strange if they had been there and hadn't met the sister. You're right, though. Siblings can look very different. My sister and I look absolutely nothing alike, and we're only a year and a month apart in age.
Ovoxo_5 5
Stfu trying to make ydi work.
misUnderstood23 9
Yea no #3, some people don't always meet the family&some relationships don't last.
rdenkewicz 11
Maybe because her family wasn't at the f*cking club!
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
3- ...because OP was drunk... If he was drunk he probably wasn't thinking " Oh shit! This is my ex's sister. I shouldn't **** her!"
Nhk_fml 4
He was drunk @#3
BrotherPhil 35
Unless, of course, you are in Thailand. I was on a bus there once, and a real fitty sat opposite me. I thought to myself "PLEASE don't get a hardon!" Sadly, she did.
Mortoli 30
Lol dude he said when he woke up he recognized the house being his exs sister. If he didn't know her sister how would he know her house?
fmylifeNOT 15
Family Reunion!!!!
onlychildFTW 34
Exactly! Though I'd rather just sneak out before anyone sees. Haha.
error404n0tf0und 21
living hell xD
fmylifeNOT 15
Did she know it was you?!?
misUnderstood23 9
Of course she did. To her, it feels good to take her sisters boyfriend. Hoe. YDDI OP. Things happen.
Ch_rae5 19
or you know she was drunk..
JaneChemi_fml 21
being drunk isn't an excuse for anything. I've been completely sloshed and knew exactly what I was doing. either way it her sister's EX. fair game imo
BellaBear90 27
Then being drunk isn't an excuse for you. I've had a couple of nights (when I was younger and stupid) where I was drunk enough to have absolutely no idea what was going on or what I was doing. Being that drunk is definitely your own fault, but also would explain certain actions.
iffy 20
Keeping it in the family?
WordAficionada 19
Didn't you recognise the house from the exterior?
davidpropert 32
I guess "some drinks" equates to "i was too drunk to even remember her name, let alone her house"
WordAficionada 19
Maybe so, I don't know I've never been drunk. Yes you're probably right, it must be easy to forget locations when hazy-brained.
Odis12 11
Youre drunk and going home with a girl. You don't care who's house it is, who else lives there, or what else is going on around. You go straight to the bedroom. Beer goggles have blinders on them. Hangovers allow you too see the light. The blinding, head splitting light.
ahh_rats 15
1,000 points to the board
DocBastard 40
Yes, drunk sex with a random stranger. Always a good idea. Idiot.
RedPillSucks 33
Aw come on, Doc. This was no random stranger. I think subconsciously (or unconsciously, since he was so drunk) he knew perfectly well.
Mackay92 14
Not really a stranger when it's you're ex's sister
DocBastard 40
When you're that drunk, everyone is a stranger.
Enslaved 38
"People are strange when you're a stranger"