Health: Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30...

By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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RyanRaygun 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:38

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

neonoodle 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:39

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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capjack 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 2:36

Ha ha my dick is ten in. long

Capt_Beerman1942 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:15

Deploying : Prostitute!!!

poazul6789 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 15:29

haha aww! shucks for you

Lo0o0o0oveMe 11

Tuesday 11 October 2011 4:36

I'm sorry sir , but that is just pathetic. I SEE YOU LIVING ALONE WITH CATS TIL YOU DIE . It's quite depressing to think about . Legit.

scaercro 0

Friday 14 October 2011 6:36

I feel for ya man, but anyone else find it ironic the state he lives in is Virginia? :P

Sniper3000 0

Friday 21 October 2011 21:56

Your mom saw it when you were born

davidworld90 7

Tuesday 25 October 2011 3:42

Dont be angry that your asian

fuckyouizzy 7

Friday 4 November 2011 15:08

Go rape a bitch.

kaylynmarie03 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 5:15

Im guessing you still have your good old v-card??

Rapt0rJesus 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:00

If you're such an incompetent, you could have atleast payed a hooker and **** it's brains out.

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