Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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capjack 2
Ha ha my dick is ten in. long
Capt_Beerman1942 0
Deploying : Prostitute!!!
poazul6789 0
haha aww! shucks for you
Lo0o0o0oveMe 11
I'm sorry sir , but that is just pathetic. I SEE YOU LIVING ALONE WITH CATS TIL YOU DIE . It's quite depressing to think about . Legit.
scaercro 0
I feel for ya man, but anyone else find it ironic the state he lives in is Virginia? :P
Sniper3000 0
Your mom saw it when you were born
davidworld90 7
Dont be angry that your asian
fuckyouizzy 7
Go rape a bitch.
kaylynmarie03 0
Im guessing you still have your good old v-card??
Rapt0rJesus 0
If you're such an incompetent, you could have atleast payed a hooker and **** it's brains out.