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Anonymous United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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mayb he is gay and that's why a chick never seen his penis

he cud be homosexual and thats why a women never seen it

Ironic how you're from VIRGINIA, haha.

Ummm someone's still a virgin it's time to lose that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's your main reason of why your a 30 year old virgin, give it ten years and make a movie about it ahahhaha

40 year old virgin or should i say... 30 !!!!!! wow your a total loserr :p

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she might have actually just coughed and u were just paranoid. either way fyl poor Guy

This sounds fake to me...

Hilarious :)