Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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pedinhuh 23
Damn, Hooking up with a chick in a night club and having a one night stand is not THAT hard... ...some shots of any alcohol beverage should help you with that, if you're still have problems with that, pay a hooker, now if you have morals and want wait for "the right girl"...well, good luck.
Mat35 8
Try jelqing
katties 27
Maybe you were scared and your penis shrunk up? It happened to my boyfriend once when he saw 3 giant spiders hanging over his bed. It shrunk to like, an inch - I too laughed at it X) But yes, FYL
Blizztastic21 17
That's funny.
awkward611 26
Thats horrible I'm sorry...
awkward611 26
she shouldn't be working in that field if she can't keep her opinions to herself that includes her reactions...
Smoldering 15
Why in the illustration does the guy look like pewdiepie????Anyone else see it?
ggrovefr 8
Will......
SiegeOfTheSiren 9
The guy in the illustrated FML looks like Shaggy Rogers! xD
guineagirl96 38
well, that was unprofessional of her.