FML for mobile
Free

Open in app
FMyLife
Anonymous United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Top comments

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Comments (500)

coolsunshinebear 14

You don't need to worry about penis size... if she is worth your time. Seriously OP gain some self confidence.

the 30 year old virgin

zaxawyer 4

is she applying that u have a vinner

Hahahahahaha omg! i really laughed like an idiot!

AyalaStarr 4

That really sucks bro

Poor fella, just keep your chin up and make up for your short comings with confidence in yourself

Wow, really, so many people here suck! What does his virginity have to do with anyone? In fact, why is it shameful to be a virgin? Are we that sex-obsessed as a society? I, as a woman, see no problem in ANYONE being a virgin. I actually find myself being proud of people who have stayed virgins, and find myself jealous of them. They've done what I failed to (no religious thing here, I just never planned to give it away like a free sample. I misjudged a person, made a wrong choice, and have regretted it since). There is no shame in virginity, there is shame in those who judge by it.

wow. in the first place what the doctor. did was very mean I would say don't worry about it as long as your happy. That's all that matters

Well that's pretty harsh umm get her fired and get a new doctor.

Dude that sucks