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Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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This must've been "hard" to share. amirite?

Shame sorry to hear that OP... But look at the good side at least somebody finally got to see it.

The first time? Geez that must have been really embarrassing. Don't beat yourself up over it.

YDI for trying to impress a doctor. You're there for medical treatment, not to get lucky.

In all fairness, the actual story is below the illustration.

What about your mom :o?!

It's going to be hard building up that confidence again, you might make it to 40.

You so set yourself up for that.