Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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grayd8 0
Bro, Sex and love are not the same thing!
jonethot 1
Sux
Donutsandwhich 2
Don't worry. I'm sure you're a virgin by choice..... maybe not your choice but...
colorguardgeek 8
didn't your mom change your diapers?
alexgriz 0
Your mother saw it at least once when you were a baby, seeing as she gave birth to you, and you had no clothes then. And your mom is a woman, right?
edog123 1
omg tht was the first time damn how ugly r u gees get a gf u probably live with ure parents
edc2433 0
sex is great, you should try it(;
tom_es 3
Blame the cold...and start working out... Both hands
missy_dgaf 0
lol the 30 year old virgin
cup_of_squirrels 6
Everybody seems to be saying, "you need to get laid" really, you dont have to.