Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to cuddle as we usually do. To prepare for this, the first thing I always do is dive into bed. This time, I felt something squishy under the covers, and screamed when I saw it was a Fleshlight. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, it was my first time with a new boyfriend. We had sex in my living room. He asked if he could "eat my pussy." This has became my parakeet's new favorite phrase. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML
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fenceme235 0
Hope he ment yours
spyman178 0
Meow
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spyman178 0
Meow
akayc32 0
Charming..
ColdplaySucks 18
An honest man, like every boyfriend should be :)
amanda_say_whutt 9
Bark. Seriously this reminds me of Happy Gilmore. "Happy place" haha.
DKParth13 5
One word .... Plural!
xXPurpl3Xx 0
He is my ******' GOD!
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ likes to **** gods
xoconnie 8
thats quite funny. i dont think thats an fml at all hahahaa
False_Stupidity 42
^ well ******* a god would be simply divine...
TurdTickler4eva 0
In the butt
LiyIa_fml 8
I hope the boyfriend was joking. If not I would slap him and break up with him.
FYLDipShit 4
Liyla you would break up with him for telling the truth? I find that kind of strange since girls always put on Facebook, twitter, etc. that they have always wanted a guy that's honest with them. Maybe you're different and don't like honest guys but most would rather have an honest boyfriend who they know they can trust.
fenceme235 0
Hope he ment yours
Freeze_fml 17
Seeing as it's plural.
leadman1989 16
She's got *makes face pinches loaf Pussy galore
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Ata' Boy
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Ata' Boy
margie2194 12
THREESOME!!! Sorry that was uncalled for... I'll crawl back into my hole now
StoryOfTheYear 15
The only uncalled for threesome I've ever heard of was Hillary, Joe, and Barack. You did just fine.
SimoneDymond 3
Haha I LOL'ED at 39's comment!! :)
AlexanderSilver 0
I applaud you, 50.
youcunthole 0
52, cool story bro
StoryOfTheYear 15
58- I applaud your pic. XD
mexicutioner123 0
Meant*
AlexanderSilver 0
Well thank you lol
hobo09 3
Hahaha
fentron 3
Unless it's yours, then you got a problem.
zombicidal 11
what's wrong with innocent fantasies its not like he's cheating
YourDone6 8
offer him some happy place
glittercookies 12
"would you like to be In a happy place too baby?"
hahalaughing 0
hahaha 55
Iheartfunny 1
OPs bf knows his shit
RawrForYaoi 0
At least he was honest c:
heyred 11
Wow, plural. FYL.
fo_86 0
Ya multiple isn't a good sign
mcbabe10 0
That's freakin great!!
EvilPotato 15
That's a good response that means he likes sex, nothing bad about that.
private1111 0
Why are people thumbing down the true things here haha? Now theyll thumb me down.
SirSquishyPants 1
That's my happy place too!
Joey44 15
He can be in multiple ******* at the same time? The man must be a mutant!
michael509 1
Or just that freaking good!
Lanceeden 12
Lala
Lanceeden 12
Leopard slugs have penises in their head. Takes giving head to a whole new level.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Or perhaps he isn't a man at all, and is simply an octopus.