Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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Georgied 0
Get a stripper
eatpraylovee44 0
Can I meet u?!? Ahahaha
TheFlavorGreen 5
I'm sure she's not the only one to see it. Everyones mothers have wiped their babies and seen a penis on it( if a male) and I'm sure your mom though it was fine :)
Blakeleigh101 4
Dude that's bad
StaigeJ 0
Why would you get a female doctor?
unicorns7777777 7
hahahaha baby penis. try some viagra
pIchu123 0
Dude i lost my v card at 14
GUNZnRAIGN 6
far out man this has to be one of the worst fml's ive ever read. gutts bo, hang in there
Nhk_fml 4
I am 17 and have officially hooked up 30x more than you... So my tips are 1Buy some condoms 2go to your local pub 3chat up a hot girl and offer her a drink 4keep buying your self and her drinks till you start hooking up-trust me it will happen 5 go back to your place, have sex then go to sleep.
wasad 3
30 x 0 is still 0
EEBAL 2
What a bitch. She's supposed to be there to help.