Health: Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30...

By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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RyanRaygun 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:38

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

neonoodle 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:39

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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stormgreyeagle 4

Sunday 20 February 2011 18:28

you sure its not a really big clit instead?

FMLMadie 0

Monday 21 February 2011 1:09

Why would you share this? Haaha Fyl

BarbieBitch123 0

Monday 28 March 2011 6:39

smh this isnt real

2ltlluv 2

Sunday 3 April 2011 3:48

goody-two-shoes

you_guys_r_fails 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 19:41

Bro ur a loser get some action

late_415 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 4:40

idiot

fuckyalol 0

Monday 2 May 2011 4:53

YDI 4 being a virgen after 15

hkd 0

Monday 9 May 2011 10:16

get help at least get laid

holli2862 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 1:46

aw lol. its not the size its how u work it!:)

Desilin 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 0:15

Get a new doctor! Maybe a male..they may empathize! No worries about being a virgin it will happen when it's supposed to.

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