Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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thatnucca 36
The fact that she's a hot doctor or nurse and asking you to take your pants off doesn't mean you're gonna get laid. You've been watching too much ****. Get outdoors bruh.
marinewife01 16
You poor thing! :(
PippaButtertubs 15
Hey, you were brave!
EllaJSwiftie 16
Did your mom never saw your penis? I mean, when you were a baby or something?
odod777 28
Its ok if you have a small penis. The size doesnt really matter, what really matters is how effective your **** is... Its fine to have a small dick...
thtcowboy_jr 3
Haha
Pixiecrack 11
spank the monkey more often...don't be afraid it's natural...The more often you play with it, let the blood flow the bigger he will grow.....and who knows you might just be a grower not a shower ;)
mikedirnt19 5
daaamn! that would suck. that would really suck! sorry dude
thatoneninjadude 14
It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean!
Nuke4193 4
You should have slapped her in the face with it and said "laugh now bitch!" Walking out through the waiting room, pants still off