Username
United States
Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
thatsucks4u
United States
Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML
oompaloompa
New, from L'Oréal!
Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML
xkellybabyyx
United States
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Username
United States
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Anonymous
United States
Tanning
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
ashley anne
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Snow White
Soft as snow
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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quadder 0
That's nasty
YoLauryn 0
Pretend you did it on purpose to look like a tiger :)
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Comments (319)
Sweet_Testicles 7
YDI for thinking you can tan
bananplukkeren 2
lol
richjesus 2
what would an ugly ****** know about tanning anyway? even if you could you would end up stealing shit anyway.
44fifty 0
It was hot until the last 2 words
epicily 0
U fat ****!
Mxpxdude189 0
sounds like a personal problem
justagirl79 2
EW EW EW EW
darkmis1 18
If you have fat rolls, tanning is a waste of money - it won't make you look good.
ReynshineCutting 10
Newsflash. Bigger women can be much prettier/sexier than skinny women. I'd much rather keep a few extra curves than look like a 12 year old boy.
DamnSmooth 0
No they can't. Having a curve or 2 & being a few pounds overweight is one thing. 'Fat' is a whole different ballgame. (God knows I've tried yelling at, punching & setting fire to my penis in an attempt to see if it were possible to get a boner from a fat girl. I was scared there was something wrong with me until I remembered I'm allergic to 'fat' and my penis was completely normal)
ReynshineCutting 10
I'm about 40 lb bigger than "normal" and I am way hotter than half the skinny bitches I see every day. My fiance can't keep his hands off me, my best friend tells me she's jealous of my looks, I get compliments all the time from total strangers... Weight isn't everything. You can still be a hottie and be overweight.
musicluver23 0
omg...mental image...
metallicshadow 16
no one wants to see that!