Today, as usual, my wife only wants to have sex to reproduce. As soon as she falls pregnant, the shop is closed. She doesn't care about my sexual needs, saying if I was really that horny, I should go sleep with some else. I'm not that guy and if I do get the guts to do so, I‘m afraid she will hold it against me, and take the kids and our savings. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife wanted sex, but dropped the bomb that she wants another baby, because our other kids are grown up now. This ruined the sexy vibe we had going and now she’s mad at me for not wanting sex, and for not wanting another baby when we barely survived parenting the other three. FML
Today, my wife flat out refuses to have sex with me, ever. Most days it's "What have you done to earn sex?" then when I point out all I do (pay bills, work hard, take care of her, the kids and the house) it's, "Oh, so that means I owe you sex?" I even got that excuse on my birthday. FML
Today, my wife is still refusing all forms of sex, because she thinks if she gets pregnant during lockdown, she’ll be the butt of all her friends' jokes about what people get up to to relieve the lockdown boredom. I know what I’d like to be getting up to right now to relieve my boredom. FML
Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML
Today, my wife asked why I was so grumpy. I admitted that I was horny and sexually frustrated. She went on an hour long tirade about how I "shouldn't need sex to not be a jerk" and how I need to handle my own needs. FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Today, after 6 years not wanting kids, my wife suddenly wants them with a desperation I’ve only seen in the drug addicts I work with wanting their fix. I still don’t want children, so now we just don’t have sex because I can’t trust her to take her contraceptives, or somehow tamper with my condoms. FML
Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
Today, my husband refuses to have sex with me, ever since I told him I wanted to try for a baby. When I asked him why, he said it was because he likes lack of responsibility and money in the bank more than the thought of a screaming baby, no sleep and strong suicidal urges. FML
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Top comments
Justkidding100 41
then get out before she gets pregnant if it matters to you that much
ladylex 5
Don’t get her pregnant! You can refuse sex, too. And you can just turn the tables and say you only want to have sex for pleasure.
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Justkidding100 41
then get out before she gets pregnant if it matters to you that much
ladylex 5
Don’t get her pregnant! You can refuse sex, too. And you can just turn the tables and say you only want to have sex for pleasure.
Anderling 33
Sexual compatibility is an important part of relationships. If you're not getting that out of this relationship, then at least consider seeking counselling (if you want to try to get to the bottom of this and make it work) or just divorcing and becoming good coparents (note here: "stay together for the kids" just teaches the kids that misery is acceptable in their relationship).
RichardPencil 32
Get her "hall pass" in writing.
L0life29 6
give her a Pearl necklace instead
HouseOfM 8
How was this not discussed before marriage? Even if it wasn't the signs were there
Chazzster 32
(1) Never get married before at least discussing important issues like sex, children, and how money is to be handled. And personally, I think only a fool would commit to buy a car without driving it (no sex, no marriage)… (2) Get out of the marriage now before you have more children to support - Children will cost you a lot emotionally and financially. I don’t often advocate such an extreme approach, but this is a deal breaker and if you think it bad now - It only gets worse with time.
BrizBurry 10
secret vasectomy time!!! play dumb when babies don't happen
idragosani 17
There's always PornHub and YouPorn and happy time during showers