Username
United States
Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
thatsucks4u
United States
Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML
oompaloompa
New, from L'Oréal!
Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML
xkellybabyyx
United States
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Username
United States
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Anonymous
United States
Tanning
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
ashley anne
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Snow White
Soft as snow
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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quadder 0
That's nasty
YoLauryn 0
Pretend you did it on purpose to look like a tiger :)
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underdose 9
You should be more concerned that by using a tanning bed you just increased your chance of cancer by 75%
morgamus 0
lose some weight so people will actually want to see you naked
receivingendofit 3
don't put yourself down like that.
djh8080 0
Gym subscription?
Jepazep 0
Ah thats ummm.........
illneverletyougo 10
To everyone saying "tanning beds are bad, tanning beds cause cancer". Educate yourselves before going on about a topic you know little to nothing about. Tanning bed are actually better than sitting outside tanning, because you control how much UVB and UVA rays you get. Tanning isn't a bad thing, it actually helps with a lot of things. Stress, acne ect... As long as you don't go overboard, you shouldn't have anything to worry about.
runalexarun 6
Well, just so we're all "educated"... @illneverletyougo... you're wrong. Before you speak, think. The effects of tanning equipment and increased sun exposure are different. Sunlight has two types of ultraviolet light- UVA and UVB. UVA rays consist of longer wavelengths that go deep into the dermal layer of skin. Short term exposure to UVA rays causes your skin to tan. But, most agree that overexposure to UVA can lead to other long-term damage to skin, especially the surface of it. UVB rays wavelengths are shorter, affecting the only the outer layers of skin. UVB rays are known as the "burning rays" and are more dangerous. Tanning beds and sun lamps usually emit 93% -- 99% UVA radiation, giving you the benefits of a tan This is three times the UVA radiation given off by the sun. Also, you don't get the added benefit of Vitamin D. :)
NeonBubblez 6
Wow...that's attractive.. Try working out..?
markusse 0
You deserve it for being fat.
lee6658 0
buy a tred mill end of story.