Username
United States
Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
thatsucks4u
United States
Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML
oompaloompa
New, from L'Oréal!
Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML
xkellybabyyx
United States
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Username
United States
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Anonymous
United States
Tanning
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
ashley anne
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Snow White
Soft as snow
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Top comments
quadder 0
That's nasty
YoLauryn 0
Pretend you did it on purpose to look like a tiger :)
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (319)
shelbyyyy11 0
that sounds like a personal problem
miadolcevita 6
wouldn't it be something if someone found this post sexy? hah
johnnybagodonuts 2
Yea......it sure would.....I guess
bandit6 2
Yikes fat chick tatting naked, that's effin gross
bettyc4 26
START JOGGIN!!!!!!!!!
margie2194 12
People aren't BORN intelligent. They become intelligent by acquiring knowledge.
johnnybagodonuts 2
I'm pretty mad that I just read this while eating
kbt13 0
"Even...naked," this is gonna be a hot FML... "... fat rolls" the ****?!
lidsthesquid 4
If anyone says anything just say you're a feisty tiger :D
Bebbo_fml 21
YDI for scarring God with you indecency.
4Lonely2Stoner0 0
If you have fat rolls, you definately should NOT be tanning naked.
sexxychickk 0
Loss some weight then go tanning again.!
beveywevey 5
Learn to spell and then post again.