Username
United States
Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
thatsucks4u
United States
Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML
oompaloompa
New, from L'Oréal!
Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML
xkellybabyyx
United States
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Username
United States
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Anonymous
United States
Tanning
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
ashley anne
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Snow White
Soft as snow
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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quadder 0
That's nasty
YoLauryn 0
Pretend you did it on purpose to look like a tiger :)
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waterboy14 7
maybe instead of tanning you should focus
TheVofStee 0
Then lose some weight there golden buns haha
Bboy_DiSpirit 24
must have been a nice view for anyone that happened to see
djnj13 0
Domt listen to any of those people. There are plenty of people who have weight issues and it can be hard to work to lose but you can do it. I lost almost 20 pounds in 2 weeks by eating healthy and exercising. :) I've never felt better.
cmars3 7
Oh boo hoo. How about instead of bitching about it just lose weight. There are people who have been raped and that's a real FML. I bet they'd rather have tanlines because of fat be the worst thing in their life.
ADub55 0
Eww. If you're fat, don't tan naked.
coolp3rson 0
wait so you were lying down.....but you still have fat rolls?
jwu87 4
That's really nasty and don't ever do that. Plus lose some weight.
bangbangbabexx 10
ickk! if ur fat whyy r u out tanning naked ??
despicable25 0
You deserve it for tanning in the first place. Everyone does and says it won't be them that gets skin cancer, but then years later they do get it
cmars3 7
Not everybody