Username
United States
Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
thatsucks4u
United States
Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML
oompaloompa
New, from L'Oréal!
Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML
xkellybabyyx
United States
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Username
United States
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Anonymous
United States
Tanning
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
ashley anne
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Snow White
Soft as snow
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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quadder 0
That's nasty
YoLauryn 0
Pretend you did it on purpose to look like a tiger :)
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Comments (319)
RyNo24 4
It's funny cause she's fat!
indistructo 3
ydi for being fat
PhillyChink 0
Hahaha!
diego2k5 6
Started off sexy... Ended badly and unsexy lol
rj33445 4
no bueno
tona01 16
Eres mexicano/a?
sko12342 3
How rude can you people be?
loserman67 36
HEY, who's frying bacon....
EZ2XLR8 7
How could you care so much about tan lines? a) tanning is unhealthy - you age faster b) you'd get it anyways despite your effort... the body wasn't designed to be completely flat, your body has lines already. Besides... you'd get tan lines around the soles of your feet and palms of your hands. The body has so many creases and whatnot and it bends in such a way that tan lines will come anyways. Plus, you'd have to spread yourself out immensely to have no tan lines whatsoever, and that's near to impossible.
sunflower226 0
who cares if you have a nice tan or not if you're fat???
ArielTheMermaid 17
But wouldn't they be unnoticeable....cuz theyre under your rolls....?