Username
United States
Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
thatsucks4u
United States
Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML
oompaloompa
New, from L'Oréal!
Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML
xkellybabyyx
United States
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Username
United States
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Anonymous
United States
Tanning
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
ashley anne
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Snow White
Soft as snow
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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quadder 0
That's nasty
YoLauryn 0
Pretend you did it on purpose to look like a tiger :)
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Comments (319)
erin_may 2
Hahahaha! Gross..
LifeSurvivor 7
Fat people don't need to tan, it doesn't make them attractive
Joui_fml 11
Exercise, eat better.
themisus28 7
tan in the sauna room sweetie
Euronymous93 29
You can't tan in a sauna, 316. How stupid are you? smh
rougeter 2
Sounds like the future of Honey Boo Boo
shinedown00 4
Do a sit-up once in a while
azhang1066 12
Maybe you shouldn't tan but should instead try to lose weight. You'll avoid all the health problems you can get from obesity and excess tanning.
Pelfic 12
Whoa whoa whoa! Can you guys not with all the YDI votes? Geez.
greatfirstdate 18
I voted YDI not because she's fat, but because she should have taken her "fat rolls" into account when tanning. Of course she's going to have tan lines in places that don't get exposure.
ImBadatGoodNames 10
Skin cancer.