Username
United States
Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
thatsucks4u
United States
Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML
oompaloompa
New, from L'Oréal!
Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML
xkellybabyyx
United States
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Username
United States
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Anonymous
United States
Tanning
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
ashley anne
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Snow White
Soft as snow
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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quadder 0
That's nasty
YoLauryn 0
Pretend you did it on purpose to look like a tiger :)
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VicmahnFml 0
loose weight... there's this thing called exorcise, its what people do to avoid rolls, also cut back on the mcdonalds and shiz, fatty
taylornicole97 8
Hah, go to the gym or go on a diet or something. Then try & tan again. Maybe then you won't be two different colors.
bcan 3
Go on a diet fatty
dirtyboi98 0
U should burn and u could be a candy cane!!!
jillian234 0
You should probably hit the gym instead tanning..
miami_bb6 0
Did ya butter Up ya rolls first
perdix 31
It doesn't matter -- no one's going to be exploring your body with any great detail. A proper plump humpa will bend you over in a very dark room and stick it into whichever hole he can find.
Justinrich52 0
Ydi ya big fat fatty
jeanaj 0
You guys have all been extremely rude towards op. Not everyone has that perfect body, but that's no reason to judge them. They have a heart and feelings just like everyone else, and deserve to be treated nicely. None of us are perfect.
tona01 16
You are right, but unless OP has a desease like hipertiroidism, or something that makes her be fat, she can change her looks with enough work and commitment
TanyaKJC 9
Even then I'm sure there's something to help. Maybe not keep em skinny but keep it sorta healthy
a_nutritionist 10
when your whole story is focused around how your bodyshape has affected an activity, it kinda makes sense to comment on topic. people are rude on every fml, the difference is when its about weight theres always a bunch of idiots trying to act like the internet police, as though you can call everyone stupid, but dont go insulting fat people... i expect to see you making similar comments on every fml in which someone is being insulted, otherwise your word isnt worth shit.
jeanaj 0
225-I wasn't making fun of antibes weight, I was saying people should be more considerate.
a_nutritionist 10
uh...good for you?
jeanaj 0
Thanks.
rogerover 19
I forget the movie but the guy explains to the girl....Don't worry so much about hair and makeup and your tan. Get to the gym, learn how to give a good ******* and you'll be fighting the boys off.