Username
United States
Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
thatsucks4u
United States
Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML
oompaloompa
New, from L'Oréal!
Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML
xkellybabyyx
United States
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Username
United States
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Anonymous
United States
Tanning
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
ashley anne
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Snow White
Soft as snow
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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quadder 0
That's nasty
YoLauryn 0
Pretend you did it on purpose to look like a tiger :)
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heatherewf 0
Most of you guys are ******* assholes. Geeze. I'd love to see what everyone would say about YOUR imperfections hidden behind the anonymity of the Internet. **** off.
kelsey_katie 17
Not nessicarliy fat. Perhaps, chubby, but not fat. All you Giuseppe have done is bag in poor OP. OP- I'm sorry. People are complete douchenozzles these days, and you don't deserve this crap.
sexxme 9
I think that's a sign, that you need to shed a few pounds. But hey, if snooki can do it, so can you
beveywevey 5
OP, I'm sorry there seem to be such awful people commenting. Don't worry, they're probably 12 year old boys who will never see a naked woman, skinny or not.
modernbenoni 8
lose some ******* weight before you tan naked
fricknugget 3
ewwwwwwwww put it awaaaaay
VG281 1
why bother about your weight when you are probably going to give yourself a melanoma by tanning yourself.
adrianm413 0
go lose weight fatty. nobody will even want to look at that tan if u look like a house.
adrianm413 0
maybe u can loft the rolls up and sell all the cheese that is growing there.
ReynshineCutting 10
It's not always a health condition that prevents people from losing weight. Genetics play a huge role. There is a gene that makes you more likely to be fatter than normal (I need to look up the name of it) and no matter what you do you can't lose all the weight. I'm like my grandma and my dad. We're all bigger. No matter what we do, we can't lose more than a certain amount of weight. So it's not just health problems or overeating that causes people to be bigger. Ba genetics affect it a ton.
djnj13 0
Why don't you find something better to do than make fun of others!
scs90 0
im srry but i have no sympathy for fat asses!! unless u have a health condition that causes it....shut the **** up and do sumthin bout it