Username
United States
Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
thatsucks4u
United States
Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML
oompaloompa
New, from L'Oréal!
Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML
xkellybabyyx
United States
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Username
United States
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Anonymous
United States
Tanning
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
ashley anne
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Snow White
Soft as snow
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
tomchuq
United States
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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quadder 0
That's nasty
YoLauryn 0
Pretend you did it on purpose to look like a tiger :)
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Ilawlatu 2
Only in America lulz
KiddNYC1O 22
Hey, in other countries you have people known for bad teeth and poor hygiene.
BelleBelle_fml 11
Every country, and ethnicity for that matter, has it's own fat people. It is not a fair statement to say only in America...
TanyaKJC 9
But it's mainly America. Other countries seem to be a lot more active. We are lazy people who eat Ourselves to death.
AriadneBelle 3
"Other countries seem to be a lot more active". And you know this how? If you are a lazy person who eats yourself to death, than perhaps you should look into fixing that. In the meantime, speak for yourself instead of putting down an entire nation of people due to the fact that other countries "seem" better.
DrewsFML 8
Why the hell would you expect to get an even tan inside your car? Oh wait, my bad, you said 'fat rolls' not 'phat Rolls'.
margie2194 12
I don't get it :/
gchartier90 0
it doesn't make a whole lot of sense
DrewsFML 8
Wow we're still very early in the game but if this trend keeps up it will be my most disliked FML comment ever!
KiddNYC1O 22
That and nobody uses "phat" anymore.
shelbyyyy11 0
that awkward moment when no one understands or laughs at your stupid joke.
F0xyTurtle 8
"rolls" as in "Rolls Royce" which is a fancy car...
Alysin 14
What the *****?
baden18830 5
wanna look good? diet> tan
kendrakay2000 0
Gross! Why don't u work out and tan later? Ur obviously fat
YayFlameWarz 9
Beached whale!
loljkgirl 0
Rude. Even if she is overweight you don't have to call her a whale.
Person1233 13
Yes you do. It helps them to avoid the Japanese.
GiantEvilCookie 6
It seems to me that you think tanning is more important than getting in shape.
sexylegs17 5
It's okay as long as you don't open your rolls up, they won't show!
notouchyy 6
Ew that just sounds gross "opening up your rolls" must be able to store stuff in there!
gchartier90 0
lay back on a garbage can that should open them all up and tan nicely just don't burn I can only imagine how nasty it would be when it started pealing in there. sick
natureboy1992 0
hahahahahah nice
mattsan1992 0
Dear God I hope I never see a fat person tanning naked