Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Wow, that is utter bullshit. I mean, COD?
mmaflake 19
Love cod. But not that much. Ouch.
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Comments (126)
BookWorm13 3
Your family sounds awesome. Want to trade? My sister hates when I play video games
Pleonasm 36
Lolwut you would choose a video game instead of your brother's wedding? Can't you play those same games every other day of the week anyway?
SoylentCandycorn 10
If by "awesome" you mean "absolute shitty human beings" then yeah, they are awesome.
BookWorm13 3
Sorry I forgot people can't detect sarcasm over the internet my bad
copo37 7
62. I don't think there was an ounce of sarcasm in your statement. I think it's probably true your sister hates video games and you'd be delighted to have one that liked them, and your profile said you wanted to be a video game designer.
BookWorm13 3
Of course there was. Yes I would enjoy having a family that supports me in what I would like to do for a career but I love my sister she has been there for me though my brother's death to my mother getting a mental illness ,I don't even think I would be alive if it wasn't for her and I feel sorry for this man for not having a sibling to be there for him. I guess I should have been more clear
acanedo 17
Sorry that happened to you & sorry ppl are assholes and don't get sarcasm....but you seem to have shut them the hell up. Kudos
threer 30
62 and 109, It's not ******* sarcasm. A joke? Maybe. But stop pretending you have enough intellect to use sarcasm.
jellyghost 12
No excuse for that. I hope your new family is more considerate and congrats on your marriage:)
Atchoo 8
If that's the best you've got, you might want to get a new man.
nstonez 6
Was he at least baked enough to make a cake for y'all?
VScpu 3
That would be a very interesting weeding cake ingredient
SenselessPattern 12
This pun was not terrible. I wonder if people got it...
RabidBunny 10
Congrats on your marriage! Don't feel bad enjoy this moment. My siblings also abandon me to play COD and get high (but not necessarily in that order) :D
Catkam623 27
Replace their weed basil best way to get em back
jizzwold 21
Anyone who takes their stash out and doesn't notice that it has been switched with basil isn't very perceptive.
DanielleinDC 34
True. It should be oregano, not basil. Really, OP, your siblings sound terrible. I hope your wedding was otherwise joyous, without those two fuckwits you call siblings.
strawberrywine22 30
I'm sorry OP. I feel your pain. One of my husband's sisters slept through our ceremony and I had to leave my own wedding reception to go get her, and the other one showed up about six hours after we left for our honeymoon.
sweethang26 7
Who misses their brothers wedding?!
perdix 31
#22, a stoner. Did you read the whole story? Maybe you can find the Spark Notes for it.
Seany_93 18
Thats just ******, CoD really you have so much time to play that but your own sisters wedding? once in a life time!
mikenikes14 8
Um, actually it was their brother's wedding. The bride doesn't have a best man, that's the groom. But I agree, it was quite relentless of them to skip an event that meant so much to their sibling.
60cent 7
Listen to Afrom man song which is called " cuz i get high" then u will understand :)
lilsawty2 8
He's probably secretly in love with the bride and drowned himself in weed to dull the pain of you marrying her. Or not. You know, whatever? FYL
CreamGravy 36
#33, I think you're probably on to something there. No excuses for the brother, he's still an asshole for not coming, but you could see how it would be an awkward situation for him, especially as the best man.