Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I drove 2 hours to my sister's wedding, only to find out my invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kicked out. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I invited my sister to my wedding. She's not coming, because I didn't reply to her email three years ago. The one she sent to my whole family saying that I was a dangerous psychopath. FML
Today, I checked Facebook, only to find out that my close cousin is now married. When I looked at the pictures, I saw that my whole family was there - including my sister, mother and father. I was the only one who wasn't invited. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
I would say that sister is not real happy with you for some reason that led to her excluding you from her wedding. Were you, by chance against her marriage to her spouse? That might explain it.
princess_stabitty 20
Well, look at the bright side - at least you didn't have to buy her a wedding gift!
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Chazzster 32
I would say that sister is not real happy with you for some reason that led to her excluding you from her wedding. Were you, by chance against her marriage to her spouse? That might explain it.
rainbowdonnareed 18
My wife it was her brother and her sister. For me it was a cousin. Are your parents still alive?
princess_stabitty 20
Well, look at the bright side - at least you didn't have to buy her a wedding gift!
aribanks 12
There was no ring?