Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Wow, that is utter bullshit. I mean, COD?
mmaflake 19
Love cod. But not that much. Ouch.
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Comments (126)
CoyoteOldOne 17
That's easy. Change your name, and when your new spouse asks you why your siblings weren't at the wedding, claim that you are an only child, or they're all dead, or that you are a foster child.
youngturk 6
Bros before hoes, jk, that really sucks OP
DoorHinge 1
Girl Gamer here. Your sis is right. COD is important, especially when you might make bank (assuming this tournament has a cash prize). Your brother though, no excuse.
SiHa00095 15
I feel like my brother is probably going to miss my brother for the same reason. My sister, not so much.
Tara71309 1
Well your brother is a complete asshole.....your sister though....it was a COD tournament!! Did she win o.0?? Btw congrats
kingjanic 1
Seriously? A COD tournament? I can get MineCraft or Skyrim, something GOOD, but COD? Seriously?
OneBigFail 6
okay I don't know about you guys But I'd gladly trade my 7 siblings for them
Mortoli 30
Get in the tourney and beat your sis to a pulp oh and call cops on bro lmao that will make them regret missing your wedding lol.
fantasyworld 39
Your siblings are extremely selfish.
dewberry2001 25
Look, I like gettin high and cod as much as the next guy but ouch that's cold.