Today, I was having hot sex with my boyfriend. Then, I felt a puff of air hit my face and a rancid smell. My dog had farted in my face. FML
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Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, my wife and I were getting intimate with for the first time in a while, as I haven't been home, when the foul stench of our dog's fart made us gag. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
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Anneisha20 5
Maybe next time don’t have your dog in the room.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I know most of us love our pets, and we don't like keeping them locked away in another room, but letting them wander around freely while you're having sex is asking for something like this to happen. I think I remember reading a post from another user who was going at it, and because he'd left the door open, his dog came in and started licking his asshole. Which is why we lock our doors before we start.
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Anneisha20 5
Maybe next time don’t have your dog in the room.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
most people don't plan sex, so doing things like sending a dog out of the room isn't a main concern. be realistic.... when my fiance and I have sex my dogs whereabouts are the least of my concern.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I know most of us love our pets, and we don't like keeping them locked away in another room, but letting them wander around freely while you're having sex is asking for something like this to happen. I think I remember reading a post from another user who was going at it, and because he'd left the door open, his dog came in and started licking his asshole. Which is why we lock our doors before we start.
turnabouttrial 21
fyl to that user. holy shit.
Jonkbaby 23
NIIICE!!!
mrfranchize 13
Wait wait wait, how come your dogs ass was that close to your face to feel the puff of air? I mean it’s one thing if your dog was in the room but wow lol.
sickerthanyou 13
Doesn’t matter ********** fart ****!