Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Wow, that is utter bullshit. I mean, COD?
mmaflake 19
Love cod. But not that much. Ouch.
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Comments (126)
sofia2012 4
Who gets fkn married on Monday am?
sofia2012 4
Nm I'm a newbie
linguistic_lover 3
Dude, I'm sure it must've sucked but...if it was a girl playing a C.O.D tournament, she kinda chose the right decision.
mikeymike96 7
I feel like your brother will be me at my sisters wedding.......hahahaha
JCR377 5
Well OP look on the bright side..Your now happy with your significant other and making a forward progress in life as well as being in the higher echelon of your family's gene pool.
pumpedupkix 7
I've never heard of either of those excuses before.
CrookedCook 14
The weirdest priorities people have...
DaDivineDevil 11
That's sad OP :/ but gamer chicks ftw!
generalasskicker 12
I need to know where he gets his weed
anthony99 14
From you, Dante
cmac86 24
girls play COD? Not to sound sexist or anything, but it just doesn't seem like it would appeal to them.
Flesheatinmonkey 3
Get soap put it in a pillow case then you officially have military boot camp punishment material