Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
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Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
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Top comments
cnygard95 12
what a great family. they should be nicer to u
firegecko123 0
wow. your family is terrible.
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cnygard95 12
what a great family. they should be nicer to u
dolphincheddar 10
hopefully you chose the right husband and he will care about you more then your family does. good luck OP. your name seems suitable.
harbqll 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Obviously, they don't hold you in high regard, and that's probably your fault. YDI
whitesox365 0
stop marrying your cousins...
DrewSmooth 0
it's funny wen people reply to 1 just to have their comment towards the top like 33
Melvar_10 3
they should go to space
rocketeer_97 1
44- what the hell is "ND"
littlemissFYL 5
bitch, people only care if it's the ******* royal wedding. i bet they'll be watching it on tv.
omgwtfbbq69 5
rough one...
mfmylifesrsly 30
OP, if this was your first wedding, im so sorry. but i cant blame them if its like your 5th wedding. i know a mom who quit getting excited for her daughter being engaged after the 5th engagement
DoubleDose 0
here's the gameplan. for your sister: when she gets a divorce( because of she's that much of a bitch to not show up it's doomed to happen) then say you'll represent her as her lawyer. stand her up so she loses everything in court. for your dad: when he gets on in years take him in under the pretense that he needs to have a cancerous mole looked at( no doubt he has a ton) bribe the doctor to say he has 1 week to live. problem solved
linnie_wesker 20
I agree with #28... seriously, if her family doesn't want to be around her, there's probably a reason. I know I'm sure as hell not going to my sister's wedding.
leeshxx 3
44 your comments piss me off! wtf is ND?? it's and!!!!!!! are you retarded?
rocketeer_97 1
113- her comments piss me off too ! they are so "not funnii". and also, thanks for clarifying that "ND" means and !
MissBunny25 0
oh my, that's unfortunate. *30 billion internets if you get what YouTube show that from*
docscientist 10
ND, seriously? You couldn't trouble yourself with one more letter so that you would at least look sensibly coherent?
kcluna 6
Don't worry so much, you'll have a new family soon!!! Congrats!!
lunaXXdennice 0
That's so cruel!!!!
Randuhh_17 4
66-lol, 44's whole comment is bent out of shape..but yeah, "ND" is supposedly a cool way to say and...it just makes people sound retarded.
whitesox365 0
chill, everyone chill. who cares if someone says ND? get on with your lives.
xxlauruh 0
why did everyone reply to this comment? haha
MissBunny25 0
156 you must be a newbie :)
xxlauruh 0
:)
xxlauruh 0
and there's nothing wrong with typing "nd" and people that get their panties all in a bunch about it really should find something more worthy to worry about. ND THATS THE TRUTH!
rocketeer_97 1
im a grammar nazi. deal with it. the more you type like that, the more likely it will become a habit. its so not funnii when people type like that and try to act cool. and how am i supposed to not read it when basically all you do here is read.
rocketeer_97 1
137- i absolutely agree !
DrewSmooth 0
161. Your argument is invalid. nd that's that.
xxlauruh 0
actually spelling is a separate part of language than grammar. if you're going to get all high and mighty, at least make sure you, yourself sound "sensibly coherent."
firegecko123 0
wow. your family is terrible.
Tuesdays76 0
Apparently they didn't like the bride much.
whitesox365 0
if this was a guy the first sentence would be the fml
CAPTmok 7
WOW!!! how I wish I could be that loved
TrollsFTW 0
I know... some people have all the luck
miraggg 1
stop getting 16 and pregnant! maybe then theyll come
IMveryHUNGRY 3
Dang must have been one crackin' wedding! Congrats!
sweetpea9008 2
agreed(:
skinollie 0
your an idiot kid. sssshhhhhh
Eggers 2
At least your soon-to-be husband is attending. is that not enough, princess?
Eggers 2
cool, I've never had this many thumbs down before
gabsta 3
bitch? orrr...???
Fx13mz 7
Sister and father had plans? In Mississippi? Wincest!
LoveTheObsession 5
wincest.. oh my gosh your a genius xD
sematariux 7
is this like, your 8th wedding or something? I can see it being around that because then family members would be like, GREAT another wedding and soon to be divorce to add under your belt but If it's your first or maybe maybe second they should get their shit straight
junitatheangel 0
Did both your father and sister go to the pool party?
mustangdude44 0
no. it said her sis went to the mall.
DrewSmooth 0
Maybe your sister is jealous because your getting married and she went to the mall to look for a date so maybe she can get a love life?
kookoo831 0
I agree, but congrats on getting married!