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Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML

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Wow, that is utter bullshit. I mean, COD?

Love cod. But not that much. Ouch.

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He better have won

Break tradition, take her last name, and run.

ravenevercross 19

How old's your sister? Is she cute? More importantly, what's her phone number? ....oh and that does kinda suck, so FYL.

mrperspire 4

At least now you won't feel guilty blowing them off when they need you.

I'm sure that will be a funny story later on

I'm so sorry man

Wait, was the tournament Apex? At least tell me if it was Apex or not.

Looks like it's time to weed out some "family" members. They clearly aren't good enough for you.

I think your sister had something very important to do