Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
Outcast
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Brain fog
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
A day to remember
Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML
What about me?
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Why though?
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Wow, that is utter bullshit. I mean, COD?
mmaflake 19
Love cod. But not that much. Ouch.
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Comments (126)
Brssps 13
He better have won
firefly319 7
Break tradition, take her last name, and run.
ravenevercross 19
How old's your sister? Is she cute? More importantly, what's her phone number? ....oh and that does kinda suck, so FYL.
mrperspire 4
At least now you won't feel guilty blowing them off when they need you.
AlexisReneeee 3
I'm sure that will be a funny story later on
lashes_to_ashes 14
I'm so sorry man
4Sharks 4
Wait, was the tournament Apex? At least tell me if it was Apex or not.
pnutbutternjelly 15
Looks like it's time to weed out some "family" members. They clearly aren't good enough for you.
LostCarrot 4
Did she win?
woodyc47 5
I think your sister had something very important to do