Today, at work, one of the elderly residents dropped a turd on the floor. I went to go get the nurse but couldn't find her. Upon returning to the scene, another resident picked it up and placed it in my hand, thinking it was mud. Now my nickname at work is 'Nugget'. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
Today, at the old folk's home where I work as a housekeeper, a resident was holding herself on the way to the bathroom. I hoped she wouldn't leave a mess. She made it just fine. I was then informed that she had left a crap trail from the couch, more than 20ft away. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
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wickedhyype 17
I cringed reading this post. FML....
coried91 28
Hey, at least you didn't find them smearing it all over the place. My Great Grandma can do some weird stuff sometimes and this makes her look normal. It's still nasty either way though... I hope you over sanitized!
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Comments (48)
falloutboytrash 10
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
FitFriday 32
At least your nickname is not Anal-Girl
nikki151 21
*vomits*
reyse_labrecque 4
#GrrrrMondays
tiredofwaiting 25
I am glad I am not eating.
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Why did you put your hand out?
dafluckster 6
Why the nurse? Where was the CNA who should've been toileting the resident?
ihearthouse928 8
Wth didn't YOU clean it up when you first saw it???
False_Stupidity 42
It's possible that OP is kitchen staff, or security.
Exobadger 15
I work at a nursing home and this happens all too often. it's really bad when you have to tell their family what happebed.
Catdragon 40
my cat was named Nugget. he got hit by a car and died.
ashmix123 15
but did he poop tho?