Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat tried to escape when I opened my front door. I noticed that whenever I start babbling and making random sounds, he stops dead and just stares at me in confusion, before walking back in. With my luck, however, this time my neighbor heard everything. They walked quickly away, as if they'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML
Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
Today, as I returned from work, a cat was meowing at me in a bush. I said hi to it and walked inside. Then I noticed one of my cats was nowhere to be found. After a bit of panicking, I finally figured out that cat in the bush was MY cat, and he was meowing because he was stuck. I don't know how he got outside. FML
Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML
Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML
Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Whipped 43
Oh, that is terrifying.
ChristianH39 30
Have fun trying to fall asleep!
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Comments (248)
Miss_Whipped 43
Oh, that is terrifying.
JMichael 26
OP get out now
RenoTheRhino 30
It could be a mouse or a mole living in the walls or under the floor. So, OP shouldn't worry too much.
JustinKirby 20
Most likely it was just a misinterpretation, I doubt OP is in any danger.
mageepaigeee44 15
Start video taping. You could be in the next Paranormal Activity.
howsthisforaname 34
Too many bad home made attempts already. Just like the Blair witch project.
littlekellilee 45
There were a lot of bad Blair witch attempts. That movie was terrifying.
mageepaigeee44 15
Blair Witch was like a mother of all homemade-esqu movies and was awesome.
Grenith 21
rodents? op should still be worried.
buonotomato 20
It's logical reasoning like these that makes people get killed in horror movies.
lux0rd 18
#62 a person with a sheet over his head going around hitting people with a rolled up newspaper could be the next paranormal activity.
mb2_native 15
Yea, like 48 said. On the other hand, it might be Sully :)
MRVOlivia 22
She needs to call Sam and Dean Winchester before it's too late!
CTMPandemonium 16
Sully? Is that you?
ChristianH39 30
Have fun trying to fall asleep!
grossn 12
Pretty sure sleeping is the least of OPs issues right now!
MoodiQ 8
oh yeah so you see something looking at you from the closet but noooo you closed the closet door so nothing can get you now
Demig0d6 14
It was me
xNephilim 19
Yeah, 110, that's how it works. Just like if you don't have any limbs hanging off the side of the bed, the monster underneath can't drag you off! Or if you hide under your covers, nothing can get to you. That's exactly how it works and I'm not listening to anybody who says otherwise!
brenton490 19
But what about when you are sleeping and the doors are closed, but then you are woken up by the sound of them opening!!!
owlishes 24
142 so true!!
Uglyfeet 23
Who said it wasn't your cat? They're powerful, you should know that...
sweetbliss3 37
what do you mean? she said it wasnt her cat. her cat was under the bed. im assuming she has only one cat because she didnt say it might have been my other cat.
False_Stupidity 42
Maybe the cat is a master of teleportation and teleported to underneath the bed just before OP called them. Maybe there's a wormhole leading from the wardrobe to underneath OP's bed which the cat used. Or maybe there's just a hideous monster hiding in the closet, just waiting to get OP when they are finally asleep!
NicH1799 20
Hey, maybe it's a free cat! A few more and you can be lonely forever.
ohSNAPyall 27
Maybe it's a friendly E.T.!
KK3137 31
"I'm not lonely! I have a hundred cats to keep me company! And cats won't cheat on me or lie to me or be unfair! They love me for who I am!"
BrainStew27 12
Well they won't lie or cheat on you :)
derangedplanet 23
Hmm. My cat likes my sister more than me and cuddles her while she sleeps - cheating and he meows and meows for me to feed him when his bowl is full for the attention. - lying never trust the kitties
Jared900DUmpling 30
That is ******* terrifying
lexiieeex3 32
It was probably a shiny outfit or something
Epiccake 15
I didn't know shiny outfits looked like eyes in the night
energizerbunny23 18
Time to burn the house down
Saraishi 25
That didn't work on The Grudge.
FrankHotpants 31
It's just like finding a big spider, there's just no other logical thing to do but burn the house down.
SokDek 14
You haven't seen Texas chainsaw, have you?
robotiick7 23
Time to nope the **** outta here
onnabug99 6
That's freaky
steal_this 8
Burn the house down
leary96 15
Pauly want a cracker?
fljp 18
It's Polly, not Pauly. Just saying.
JaffaMC 13
It was probably a demon, nothing to worry about...
HeadlessSparrow 20
Love your comment!
vaxc 17
Not like there is a button for that.
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
No cause actually saying i love something you did can mean a lot more to someone then. An annonymous like. And can brighten someones whole day
octopussperm125 18
Time to call Sam and Dean Winchester
Morning_fml 22
Time to call Ghost Busters. Or a priest.
Miss_Whipped 43
Or Sam and Dean Winchester.
cumberbunny 17
#24 YES! Salt rings will do the trick.
howsthisforaname 34
Shotgun shells filled with rock salt.
8313girl 28
@24: And if then if they can't find the demon then OP can make a man sandwich.
johobus28 26
Or both
turtlehair 9
Exorcists may also be of use o,o
sexpectations 15
fill a humidifier with holy water
W4lking_K0rpze 10
wow, my thought exactly