Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
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zemma_soup 0
bitch is crazy
NoobHat 6
She's what the common folk call an idiot.
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Comments (321)
PageantGirlXOXO 16
sucks bro
stfuitscindeeeh9 3
If she's like that then it was for the best.
daisyloo 7
You took the words right out of my mouth 25. I don't really think your life sucks, unless you two were really serious. If that's the case, FYL:(
Boygenius50 8
Then who was text???
flockz 20
then next time its her birthday and she bitches why u didnt get her something just say u cant remember stuff of that little importance.
juicedboi 7
That is the stupidest excuse I have heard for a breakup. I am surprised you even out 7.. I applaud your effort greatly my friend.
dolphincheddar 10
you should said "kiss this" while pointing to your genitals. that bitch is dumb
kewlkate 9
Its for the best if that chick was THAT crazy
liy223 6
she was right. the relationship was bound to fail, but only because she cares about stupid stuff like that.
j4gerb0mblitz 6
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss her goodbye
UN1T3D 6
you should have said well 7 is a lucky number... obviously it is because now I don't have to deal with you! ;P. nah really though, that sucks.
Idonebeenhad 17
you're better off without an OCD girlfriend
agentx52 13
71- Clearly she's using that as an excuse to break up with him. It's obviously something else.
pertained 12
lool, putting any amount of X's is still gay.
roger507 0
I always thought kiss is a forrm of making love. Im now worried that they can even be used as a break-up weapon too.. damn love sucks.. big time.. no thumbs-down please (; but I mean it!!
proxxX069069 7
lol
Thunderbender 2
So what you're saying is you were in relationship with a crazy bitch and some how made it out of the relationship un-stabbed? Sounds good to me.
FurryPride 9
How does one have this thing called a "Girl friend" I've never heard of it.
cocobulla1 4
remember the 10 next time buddy
a_nutritionist 10
i guess all i can say is congratulations. and my condolences for the temporary hiatus your penis may endure.
metallicshadow 16
12 - FML reference FTW
hcs4life21 0
160 - I think you mean "stupid"
fckdupzf 0
u should have kicked her out of your life! ydi
cupcakemann95 7
At least you had a girlfriend op
ise3 10
I said ydi because hes better off without someone like that
zemma_soup 0
bitch is crazy
jewfro311 0
Yeah.. Be happy you got away from her that easy..
fatguy805 0
I completely agree I wouldve broken up with her jus for sayin that haha
a_nutritionist 10
none of you are considering what its like for the poor girl. Today my boyfriend only gave me 7 kisses instead of 10, proving he doesnt care enough about me. FML ...just imagine living every day being that ******* stupid.
getviolated 5
bet the bitch dots her I's with hearts
stfuitscindeeeh9 3
I'm surprised he put up with her long enough. No guy I know would put an effort into putting stupid little kisses at the end of a text.
fckdupzf 0
the fact that she literally counted and verified is dreadful!
nevergo 10
10 hearts i bet
Dekoda 2
What do you see in her?
UsernameIsUsed 9
sounds like she's probably good with her mouth
eff5 0
I was thinking the exact same thing
Thompyxxxxx 0
shes probably bigger in other areas than her mind
PDeffinP 0
he sees his penis in her...
theten_fml 9
probably a nice rack
shannon1029 4
it's not what he does see in her, it's what he didn't see
Leeshawbrown 3
58 - Lmao best comment I've seen today
NoobHat 6
She's what the common folk call an idiot.
picupbart 0
if you ask me, this fml's a fake. someone THAT picky is a bit... you know over the top. unless she's joking around
wolfsheart 14
I would of dumbed her just for being that picky.
shybear15 0
people actually count???
baby_dee97 8
you would have dumbed her??
Glassmaster 0
No, he would of dumbed her. Can't you people read?
a_nutritionist 10
funny how the person who cant articulate worth shit has said he would "dumb" her for being picky rather than because shes an idiot.
edogy 0
dumped* sorry force of habit.
Sweej 1
You should be happy that whack job of a girlfriend is gone. Who the hell cares how many "kisses" someone puts at the end of a message?
RiiOT09 9
I think the girl should have been glad he even added the "kisses" at the end.
heyimzim 4
#6 nice picture haha
Sweej 1
I was going for the more "creepy" look... LOL
tayyters 4
uh a 12 year old girl would possibly...
cupcakexxrawr 0
lol she's dumb, she just wanted to break up with you
zuhaireee 4
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True_Legend 0
marisol!!?
leemurcat 5
You deserve it for sending any 'kisses' at the end of a text.
Mr_Chow 5
were you never loved?
leemurcat 5
Not by crazy ass bitches
nubx 0
no one will love you with that hair
FUUUandyourmom 16
We gingers are amazing. But pink hair?
emba_fml 13
I agree, who does that?
ariannaa_fml 17
How could you forget something so important!?
Shannon_LeaAnn 1
I hope your being sarcastic.
A7X_LoVeee 10
He's completely serious!
JesusFishTaco 5
37-I hope you're not retarded.
lindzieb 4
39- "he" is a she lol
kikilaughsatyou 0
Duhhh. everyone knows you have to put 10 kisses!!!!
iheartkanye 8
Look on the bright side, you can now find a much better girlfriend who ISN'T a crazy freak. (: