Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
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Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
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Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML
Today, I ordered takeout. When I looked in the bag, I saw they'd included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, then estimated that there must be at least four people eating such a large meal. I was eating alone. FML
Today, rather than buying one pork chop big enough for myself, I bought two smaller chops just so the cashier wouldn't think I was eating by myself. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
Today, a person came into McDonald's, where I work. They ordered a Happy Meal. As they were an adult, I assumed the meal was for their child, who wasn't with them. When I asked if the toy was for a boy or a girl, they said the toy was for them. I still had to ask if it was for a boy or a girl. FML
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socialproduct 19
I'm usually more embarrassed about admitting that I ate at McDonald's than I am about what I order.
Qandol 26
Two double cheeseburger isn't that much for two people. Specially from McDonald's.
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Comments (76)
Kchchan288 5
Looks like you're in a pickle.
chrisbeaudoin 26
Why is this downvoted? it's hilarious.
Qandol 26
Two double cheeseburger isn't that much for two people. Specially from McDonald's.
OlRed 28
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's not for two people it's for one person. Both are for OP. Why can't anyone read on FML anymore? Anyway to double cheeseburgers aren't that much for one person I eat to mcdoubles, a a McChicken, and a medium fries. ...No I'm not fat.
almost_there44 26
41- You are the one who can't read, his comment clearly flew over your head. Try reading it again.
lantz4levi 19
The best part is you used the wrong to/two while talking bad about people not being able to read.
OlRed 28
:) I admit that was an uncalled-for emotional response on my behalf.
cole_tyler42 21
I've been known to eat three double cheeseburgers, a large fry, and a large coke.
paraxparaxnoia 10
Same :D
SLdeej 11
Calorie wise one is definitely enough for a meal.
sureshadow 23
it's not really that bad
Mathalamus 25
this isn't too bad. i do the same for the rare times i go to A&W alone. and i do it proudly. i like to eat alone where no one can judge me. and i can observe the entire fast food joint quietly. :D
BananEnigma 24
I prefer always taking my food home for that reason. Even if it gets cold on the way (obviously if you walk from the fast food place for 15-20 minutes your food will cool lol, but I don't care). No matter what amount of food I order, I always feel like I'm being unfairly judged or stared at... Then again I feel like that most of the time anyway.... AAAAaaannndddd I have Misophonia, so eating out where I can hear other people isn't usually something I strive to do, unless I have my good pair of earplugs or headphones... In any case, when I get home, it feels so peaceful and awesome to just sit on the couch and munch on the fast food with nothing but the tv or keep you company while I eat. I find it very comforting to do so. :) /end of random speech, I guessssssssssszz....
Sia_Will 13
Creep lol
socialproduct 19
I'm usually more embarrassed about admitting that I ate at McDonald's than I am about what I order.
DeadxManxWalking 27
but the French fries
OlRed 28
But... why? I mean unless you got a stick up your *excuse my French* about eating with normal people. But seriously food shaming,, class shaming, just a few of the things wrong in the world and we wonder why people have so much hate. }Trump 2016{ hahaha but seriously if you don't want to eat there don't, just don't shame other people who do.
Qandol 26
Man you're very weird of commenter. Your comments make no sense. STOP please.
socialproduct 19
#44, I'm sorry if my anecdotal comment about myself (and not other people) offended your fragile McSensibilities. The only person talking about food shaming and classism is you. If your perception of your local McDonalds patrons is that they must either be poor or fat, then that's on you. Don't project your BS onto other people, please.
cwade71 17
I think he might've been talking about the guy above him
AkameGaKill 11
eating a McDonald's isn't something to be ashamed of unless you eat there like every week
Rawrshi 25
I know it feels awkward, I have massive anxiety socially and around food myself, but I promise they don't care, OP. They're more worried about getting everyone through the line as quickly as possible than whether or not someone may have ordered two cheeseburgers for themselves. Which really isn't very much food anyway and they were likely happy with a simple order. No one is judging you and they forgot about you the second you left, promise!
Dilwann 27
I've worked in a fast food restaurant and agree. It's only when you order crazy amounts of food (like two or three full, big meals) that we might notice. Or like, five burgers or more. All other amounts are really common.
Rabite 28
I mostly didn't care about who ordered how much food. I assumed that they either buy stuff for others, too, or take it home for later or whatever. Most of the time I was wondering about people who ordered like 10 menus for their whole family, but only because it sometimes costed 100€ and most of the time you are not full for long with one menu. I think leaving out the pickles annoys the staff more than people eating two burgers.
MitchRapp 20
It's okay. Pickles are gross on hamburgers anyway.
sohigh10 34
Pickles are the only thing that give bland hamburgers a good taste
Branessa9611 14
Doesn't everybody do this?
mssileas 25
I'm a 110 pound girl and even I could eat two double cheeseburgers. I really don't think that's something to be embarrassed about, and McDonald's workers in Texas have probably witnessed a lot of orders way more obscure than that. Be easy on yourself, I'm pretty sure non of them have thought twice about your order.
PotatoeNumberOne 8
wow you are light! I could pick you up and toss you around!
godofguns708 5
how old, because depending on how old you are that wouldn't be surprising
Vitani_Verci 24
It is your life OP! They have an extreme amount of customers per day, and I am sure they have seen a single person order a lot more. I doubt they thought anything of it :)
PotatoeNumberOne 8
Two double cheeseburgers are fine! Atleast it wasnt one of those weird orders, like the time a customer came through the drive through and asked for a 50 kg box of frozen 5 inch beef patties and 200 spicy sauce packets!