Today, as I was leaving for a 2-week vacation after working my ass off for 2 years, my area manager handed me a project. It's a 3-week job, and he told me he needs it when I get back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being jobless for 2 years, I got a call back for an interview. I was ecstatic until I saw the date. It's the same day I leave for a weeklong, nonrefundable vacation. I applied for the job 6 weeks ago, and since not hearing anything bought the vacation 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, after informing my boss that I needed stress leave from my 70-hour-a-week shifts, I got my new work assignment. Sixty hours a week, starting at 2 a.m. FML
Today, it's only day three of my annual vacation. Rest and relaxation? Afraid not! For the past days, I've been haunted by the constant thought of how much work will be piled up when I get back. FML
Today, I started a new job. After being trained on several obscure computer programs I'm expected to use in just one day, my new boss informed me she's going on a week long vacation starting tomorrow. She's the only other person who knows how this program runs. FML
Today, I finished my project two weeks early. Now I am being laid off because there is no work to do. FML
Today, I finished a huge project for work. It took 3+ days and I was very proud of it. Except when I submitted it to my boss, he said that he'd already asked another person to do it. He used that person's project, not mine. FML
Today, while on holiday. I got a call to let me know my job will be gone away when I return. FML
Today, after being told two weeks ago that my contract would be renewed, my boss managed to tell me that actually he had other applicants for the job. I will be let go, but he offered me two months extra so I could finish the projects he had me working on. FML
Today, I was told I would also be covering some of my boss's shifts next week. She gets to go on a vacation to Europe with the bonus we earned her last year. That's why she was tightening our deadlines to the point where some of the employees had to hire babysitters for their children so we could stay at work. FML
Today, despite having my 5-day-leave approved 2 months ago, my boss demanded I return to work in the middle of it. Why? She wants to go on a vacation and no one else is available at such short notice. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
Tell him no. It’s your vacation, why should you be made to do something, much less have it completed a week early.
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Could you go ahead and make sure this project is done by the time you finish your vacation? That'd be great."
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BurnInDemonFire 39
"Could you go ahead and make sure this project is done by the time you finish your vacation? That'd be great."
MidnaLink 35
Tell him no. It’s your vacation, why should you be made to do something, much less have it completed a week early.
wtfdaemon 3
Agree. If you're too weak to tell him no, you deserve what you get.
Charlie Given 28
Umm no that's when ya hand it back and say I'm a vacation find somebody else or I quit 😐😒
Deez_Knots 10
Tell him to eat a bag of dicks and quit cuz u work for a douche bag
Tony Friddle 11
hand it back. tell him no.
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
Hand the idiot a dictionary with the word and definition of “vacation” highlighted along with the project that is most likely given to him by his boss that he has now pushed onto you.
RichardPencil 32
Looks like you’ll be working time-and-a-half on vacation! The good news is when vacation is over, you’ll be back on straight time for another few years.
mssileas 25
Well then I hope your manager finds someone who's not on a vacation to get it done on time. Because that's his job as, you know, manager.
Tim Carver 9
and the reason you took the project and didnt tell him no?
devi_916 39
JUST SAY NO.