Today, my shoes were rubbing against my heel so much that one heel started to bleed. Not having any plasters, I stuffed some tissue down my shoe. When I walked off the train, a wad of blood-stained tissue fell out the back of my shoe. The guy behind me didn't think it came from my shoe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I rubbed my heel raw with a new shoe, so I put a bandaid on and went to the pool. A few minutes later, I noticed the bandaid floating close to me. I'm not an ass so I quickly fished it out and put in the pocket of my swimming trunks. Later, I went to shower and noticed that my bandaid was still on my heel. FML
Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work that I'd bought yesterday. Around lunchtime, I finally realised that one shoe felt slightly tighter than the other. I took it off and found some paper stuffing still inside. I'd spent five hours walking around with it. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Today, I once again woke up to find a huge gash on the back of my foot with blood pouring out. Turns out, I scratched it with my other toenail in my sleep. This is the ninth time this has happened. FML
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Top comments
Dodger_fan16 11
That guy shouldn't just assume things. Period.
badluckalex 23
put it in your pocket and say you are going to re-use it later. I bet that will creep him the **** out haha
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Comments (74)
Dodger_fan16 11
That guy shouldn't just assume things. Period.
egyptain_me 11
I see what u did there ;)
winchestinalock 21
pun intended?
Mexico_WC2018 16
@#6 pun intention confirmed
Vagitarian1 10
What did it smell like?
Mexico_WC2018 16
#24 looking for your next meal?
slipstreak 10
What the **** is this thread?
jerryj 27
So far, this thread is bloody annoying.
asmb100 27
*bum dum tss*
KestrelGirl 15
Go 1 and 41!
PrimeStarscream 30
LOL A+
ukeandfoodislife 19
This thread is terrifying.
Emiler98 11
I'm the end of this thread
SPARTAN11810 9
#57 No you are not!
sometimessam 16
This thread needs to stop.
ohcheriecherie 20
I can see why that might be unnerving to him...
lexiieeex3 32
But was there really THAT much blood from a cut on her heel for him to confuse it with a period stained tissue?
emporiumprincess 11
You'd be surprised how badly the back of your heel can bleed... I've been caught on the back of the heel with a z-rail (those things you wheel close around on in retail) not hard, but was literally dripping blood through my sock until I could give it some first aid.
emporiumprincess 11
*clothes... Not close.... Stupid autocorrect....
fortune789 17
Why wouldn't OP just show him her heel. I'm sure that would be proof enough. It would be awkward explaining, but it's better than the alternative.
jackwilliams 9
Did he say something to you or just give you a dirty look?
lexiieeex3 32
Doesn't matter just walk away.
fuckedPriceless 17
It does matter, we want to know more about the story.
badluckalex 23
put it in your pocket and say you are going to re-use it later. I bet that will creep him the **** out haha
91hayek 31
Use it later, or re-use it; re-using it later would imply a third use of the tissue. Good day.
badluckalex 23
re-use meaning it has been used already? edit-i get what you mean now lol. good night :D
cartoonboy 26
Desperate times call for desperate measures
iLike2Teabag 27
Wow. Much blood. Such desperate.
allred1997 19
I can see were if he wasn't paying attention to your feet that e would assume something else
ElricMustang 23
I dunno, if I saw a bloody tissue fall underneath a girl, I wouldn't ask if it were from her bloody heel…
DriAA7 17
The fact that you would ask at all is weird.
Godsofdracos 15
"I see nothing!!!!" Fully applies to the guy who saw it.
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
Well if her heel is bloody.....
rkdstp1995 25
ask him to put it in the garbage for you.
Wingman527 22
That would be pretty gross. From his point of view anyway.
flaca273 7
Lol that really sucks
MzZombicidal 36
Well at least you already had a tissue for his issue!
brivielle 15
seriously??
salvorican 24
When my tear ducts give issue, I can't use just any tissue. I need 4-ply, 4-ply, 4-ply when I cry ;D
DArthurVaderian 18
Yassssss squidward is the bae