Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML
Today, while lifeguarding, a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freaked out and rushed to get out. Several of them slipped on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us, and my boss blames me. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool, so when I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I'd pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML
Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML
Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
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GreenMonster68 11
It had to be done
slayertack 19
Your uncle's awesome.
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Protagonist_ 9
Me and OP talking about his uncle. OP: Why is he running? Me: Because we have to chase him. OP: But he didn't do anything wrong... Me: Because he is the hero this pool deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Me: so we'll hunt him, because he can take it...
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
That kid will never jump off a diving board again...
AMCJEEP 10
That is retarded. This bullying shit has gone way to far. That little kid needed his ass kicked. And he should have had a parent there to do it. I commend your uncle for not being too politically correct as to stop himself from doin what the situation called for.
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
You need a Serious talk with your uncle
CreeperXRemix15 8
#144 free country. we do what needs to be done, bitch
skyeyez9 25
I pictured your uncle as "Uncle Rico" from the movie Napoleon Dynamite.
DiamondxandxGold 6
Hahahahahahahhahahahahha
TheAngryPrincess 3
Little brat should have been thrown out too. Your uncle's awesome. Where's the kids parents? Who's the kids parents? Rick and Lori? Is is name Carl?
joshuarowe88 5
Average grandparents.
chrisdw93 4
That sucks, but just think, everyone else there is thanking him for getting the kid off for them!