Today, at the breakfast table my mum asked me what I thought about the plumber who came to our place a couple of weeks ago. I told her that I thought he was really cute and how hard I tried to flirt with him, she nodded and told me that he is her new boyfriend and might move in with us soon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
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Lolbrittany 0
AWKWARD TURTLE.
CDS09 0
wow, thats awkward, so is your mom going for a younger guy or you an older? Either way thats just weird
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Comments (103)
fretforyerlatte 0
oh well. mom wins this one. not FYL or YDI, just more of a "GO MOM!"
Jimboom 12
Your mom took one look at his drain snake and she just had to get him to clear out her pipes with it. ;) The only way this is really a FYL is that fact that you and your mom both hit on the same guy. Just your mom won.
thelonelylurker 0
I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!
oh_mi_shizzle 0
Wait... You wanted to get with the plumber and ur mom beat you to it? FYL. I'm guessing your mom must be pretty good looking. Or at least more good looking than you. Sorry. That kinda sucks. Just don't be stupid and try to seduce him when he comes over. Cuz it's weird cuz he probably already got in to your moms pants. I'm sure it's bound to be awkward though when all of you are together. Wish you luck OP. :)
K1ll_M3_N0w 0
Then OP and her mom would be bajingo sisters. ;)
flipfloperson 5
WIN for the Scrubs reference!
honeyishrnkdakid 2
the only part about this that is an FML is the fact that a relative stranger might be moving in with you. I mean, she met him a few weeks ago and he might move in soon, stuff like that is crazy. Tell your mom to watch some episodes of judge judy- you always see people moving in together after knowing each other for a month or something and it turns UGLY. So FYL. Hopefully he isn't a psychopath.
rayrayy_fml 0
How weird will that be for you when you can hear them having sex at night??
andrewms 0
This isn't really an FML, more like you just suck a picking up guys before your mom... Still sucks to get outplayed though :(
deliapearl 0
go cougars
roflcopterzzz 0
It definitely isn't an FML for him: he'll be getting some mother-daughter action.
Kiwi_Splash 0
Good luck living with that.