Today, at the breakfast table my mum asked me what I thought about the plumber who came to our place a couple of weeks ago. I told her that I thought he was really cute and how hard I tried to flirt with him, she nodded and told me that he is her new boyfriend and might move in with us soon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
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Lolbrittany 0
AWKWARD TURTLE.
CDS09 0
wow, thats awkward, so is your mom going for a younger guy or you an older? Either way thats just weird
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Comments (103)
bitterthread 0
The word is MOM! NOT MUM!
ChChCharlie 10
Calm down, it can be either mum or mom.
T1A2Z3 35
It could also be Mam or Ma. Much more common where I come from but we say Mum.
TheTragicReturn 0
Your ignorance is showing.
princessbellie 5
did u notice that she's Australian.?? in australia we spell it mum so get over it.
aback 5
Plumber might have ulterior motives. It wouldn't be the first time a guy's gone with a woman to get at her kid(s). The really bad thing is if he does come on to you, Mom's apt to blame you, not him. She's an idiot to move somebody in she's only known a short time.
Plumppotato 3
how do you know how long shes known him? you know what they say about presumptions. they make a pres out of u and some guy named mptions. couldve known him for a long time and was looking for an innocent way to introduce him to her daughter to see what she thinks
tangerine_12 0
The FML SAID, "My mum asked me what I thought of the plumber who CAME TO OUR HOUSE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO." That points to her not knowing him more. Plus, your mom is stupid for letting him move in only knowing him for a few weeks. That is the worst thing anyone could do. For all you know, he could be a serial killer. Or a part-time **** star. You never know. FYL
nodbor 11
she thinks, mom I want to **** him.
Plumppotato 3
The FML SAID, "My mum asked me what I thought of the plumber who CAME TO OUR HOUSE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO." makes no mention of whether or not the mom knew him before that. a few weeks ago a friend of mine came over to my house. have i only known him a few weeks? not necessarily. owned. feel free to rethink the situation.
netbeui435 3
awk awk
Xellith 5
I lolled.
shaniqualee 2
This situation has serious porno-like potential. Bow chicka wow wow.
I_am_stupid_also 6
You and your mom should just agree up front you will both be banging him. Otherwise you both will be jealous and will hate each other.
mwbddh2 0
A **** come to life! I hope u 2 are planning a 3some for this lucky guy.
kaelendra 0
A few weeks oh hey let's move in together, FYL could be a month of him there and a trip to Vegas for him and your mo at that rate.
emzmcgee 0
Your mom sounds like a classy lady having some guy she met a few weeks ago move in with her and her daughter. FYL indeed
meme3 0
WTF(discovers OP is from Australia) Mate?!