Today, while out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice for her. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it the whole time, just like when I pick up my cat. FML
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Sheh_fml 25
The bag of rice didn't have any handle, so I held it kinda resting against my torso, just like when holding my cat. I guess it has just become a habit. Loving all the puns :)
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Welshite 40
Rice needs a loving home too, you know. You're a good person for adopting it from your local grocery store.
darwinism 30
Lack of heat, softness, a heartbeat aside, your mistake is understandable OP. Cats do share a number of genes with rice (as do we). I often wonder why my dog does not respond when I call it, and then I laugh when I realise I have been talking to my eggplant. Fun times.
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Welshite 40
Rice needs a loving home too, you know. You're a good person for adopting it from your local grocery store.
colby6666 43
And if you adopt twice more, you'll get a bag of potatoes for FREE!
TheTragicTruth06 8
We all know rice bags have a rough start out of the fields. It's good to see OP can give it love and nurture it.
cryssycakesx3 23
in some regions, they're prepared just the same.
Kevin_Kestel 24
was the rice from a broken home because your doing a good thing
pjsr 33
Oh no, that's going to make it that much more difficult when it comes time to eat your new 'pet'!
Kevin_Kestel 24
1. why was I voted down 2.why eat your new adorable little bundle of rice
ChristianH39 30
Because neither your grammar nor the joke was good.
pratikp03 22
Get organized
badluckalex 23
what does this fml have to do with organization?
mylifebitches666 18
Did you read write the right posf?
jack_jill05 14
no, he's just being a jackass, as seen on the last few FML posts.
DisabledSkeleton 8
you look like a Jew
demonhunter3220 14
XD was it purring?
colby6666 43
No. Rice is an inanimate object and is incapable of purring.
cryssycakesx3 23
if you look up in time, you just may see that which is #3's joke, delicately fluttering about, just a bit above your head...
Ki11erC 18
@23 If you look up in time you might notice sarcasm. Unless you're American in which case I give up.
Welshite 40
#30: Yes, because no American could possibly understand sarcasm, let alone be sarcastic. *rolls eyes*
Roskie 16
#10 may be being facetious. I can't tell.
colby6666 43
Not quite facetious but not quite sarcastic.
PenguinBitch 44
Even without their presence, cats can manipulate a weak mind.
football98_fml 20
You were able to hold a large bag of rice for 10 minutes with one hand?? That things like 50 pounds
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I've never seen a 50lb bag of rice... Am I missing out? Lol.
CanyonRose 16
The words crazy cat lady come to mind here.
slimblack 26
Welcome to crazy cat lady world!!
CurlyQute 17
Hahaha one time my sister did the same thing with a pillow pet...
efettes 19
At least that's soft and fuzzy though..
kelsorg 21
our brains make us do some weird things involuntarily. its okay, I'm sure not too many people noticed
darwinism 30
Lack of heat, softness, a heartbeat aside, your mistake is understandable OP. Cats do share a number of genes with rice (as do we). I often wonder why my dog does not respond when I call it, and then I laugh when I realise I have been talking to my eggplant. Fun times.
vividpictures 17
I wish I had an eggplant to stroke.
buckdharma 38
Aaah, You were stroking Uncle Ben. Did you convert him?
Enslaved 38
Poor SpiderMan! If he only knew what happened to his Uncle Ben?