Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML
Today, at my job at a ceramics store, I was loading a $300 statuette into a woman's car when I saw a dismembered foot in the trunk. I was so startled that I dropped the statuette and it shattered. Turns out the foot was fake and now my boss says I have to pay for the damage. FML
Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone and iPod my mom had bought for me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of my school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff, and she held up my bag. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
Today, I broke my toe on a decorative statue I bought for our front yard. My husband warned me it took up too much space and was a hazard, and now I get to hear him say, "I told you so." FML
Today, due to me not looking, I accidentally bit an apple made of styrofoam that was meant to be a part of a display on the kitchen table. My roommates were there and me not wanting to embarrass myself by putting it back, I walked out, apple in hand, to throw it away elsewhere. FML
Today, while sitting on a bench drawing, some guy went up to me, yelled, “YOUR ART SUCKS” and flipped my sketchpad out of my hands. I’d been working on that piece for hours and now there’s a big black pencil streak on it. FML
Today, my art class had a project where you made a "statue" out of a metal hanger and pantyhose, and paint it. Being the only guy in the entire class and painfully single, I was not aware that pantyhose is so stretchy, so I got annoyed when it ripped. The teacher felt the need to make a huge scene about this. FML
Today, I was working on an art commission for some random kid's OC and I didn't notice that I made the nose look like a man's private parts. The mother was upset and spammed my mailbox. FML
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Meowingtons500 18
Respect the ******* cape!
ceilingfans 1
Oh, the irony.
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Comments (121)
Meowingtons500 18
Respect the ******* cape!
cinamonkoko 15
especially if its pink!
shift_love 13
******* hipsters...
MrSassypants 34
Not only that #1, there is three thing you ways have to respect about a person: • Facial Hair • Unessecary accessories • Foreheads This guy happened to have all three. Most people I know are usually missing foreheads. Respect him OP.
aisthecoolest 8
Maybe the dude was a little high up in the sky. XD
Damn_Hippster 11
15- you know people who are missing foreheads? Strange.
bri5083 9
Capes are the shit!
Meowingtons500 18
Thanks sassypants, I was actually going to note that, but then I was too panicky, as I finally got the #1 spot. Great minds think alike! :)
starxshine 0
Sassypants, I want to be your friend.
nerobluerose 10
Mr slave was bitching you out? Where you shoving it in your vaj when it fell?
Inheritance 10
Real men wear pink!
weasel123 9
I don't think I would be taking any advice from him/her lol
JFAW 6
You think so?
EatnBeef 7
My manly instincts are telling me that you should fight to the death. But my common sense tells me to just laugh at him and walk away.
tellithowitis 13
I'm gonna eat you 29
brunomars09 3
29 your name and picture are perfect ;)
YoshApathy 6
You don't say?
livlafluv100 2
I don't know.... Pink capes and moustaches are ****** legit
chubby_choco 17
Pink cape and facial hair? What's not to trust? The man jumped right out of a Marvel comic!
Wederoney 16
Why not? I get the feeling that he knows what he's talking about.
ceilingfans 1
Oh, the irony.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Europeans man....
desireev 18
Oh, this comment is posted too much..
AlaskanEskimo34 0
I take it back I think America is worse...
killjoy1 0
America is why you are free to bitch so stop bitching
sadistmonkey 19
I wonder if the irony was deliberate
freakinglaugher 10
Yo dawg, I heard you like irony.
DoubleDose 0
Put I a wig and a tutu and bitch him out or clashing with your hair? I don't know try to laugh it off and think of how stupid he looks. I wouldn't let it bother you
eigelste 0
This reminds me of captain underpants
aisthecoolest 8
But he was wearing pants!! I think....
tweetbaby14 18
More like lady gaga.
XanderJayNix 17
Lady Gaga got knocked up by Captain Underpants?
RadioOctopus 16
I meant to thumb that down not up. Just because something is weird does NOT mean its like lady gaga.
alexup24 13
flip-o-rama!!!! that was the best part.
grmnxsensati0n 4
slap-a-bitch
EduJav321 24
Beat-a-hoe
zingline89 18
I think you dropped his girlfriend.
ReadALLDemLettrz 1
Trololol
hawkey126 0
*boyfriend.
Yak99 0
*his hand
freakinglaugher 10
*on my penis
ingernh 4
You should have thrown a sculpture at the weirdo
MrSassypants 34
I throw many things at every person I think is weird. I am also currently sending this from an insane asylum. Okay bye bye! See yah later.
ImInYourFACEbook 8
Oh, 25, you are such a joker! ;)
upyourzlolz 11
Oh 38, your such a waste of commenting space.
MrSassypants 34
Yes, many people know me as joker......................
freakinglaugher 10
IM BATMAN. ARRRGGGGGG. IM BATMAN. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD. ^ ^ O-O ~~/|. € / I'm batman, bitches.
freakinglaugher 10
Fml didn't like the legs I used :( ^ ^ (O-O) ~~ {|} - - - € ( )
erl1996_fml 6
Lol he sounds like a "queen"
erl1996_fml 6
The guy in the cape…
desireev 18
It was obvious who you were talking about in the first place.. You ruined it by explaining who you were talking about..
erl1996_fml 6
Well i thought it was clear too.. Then I started getting hate so I said that ..so it either was unclear, not funny or both
grapisy 8
Not unclear. Just unfunny.
grapisy 8
Not unclear. Just unfunny.
Furrywhiplash 14
Usually if I think I leave comment that is unclear, instead of correcting myself, I just let it roam free and let people twist it to however they see fit.
holagranola 15
Don't worry, he's just jealous he didn't think of it first.
KittyWantMilk 4
Should've ripped off the moustache and told him/her to stop complaning after :]