Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML
Today, I found out my kids only remember my birthday because it's the password on the iPad. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
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phantom956 2
just go to contacts, edit, click on the pic n change it
nerdsgetmehot 23
Heh heh. You've got to admit it's a pretty good prank... :P
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Comments (103)
phantom956 2
just go to contacts, edit, click on the pic n change it
BuddyChristSays 0
it's ur phone and how out of touch are you with modern technology and beat their ass anyone ever saw shawshank redemption
nicolebenaa 0
yeah it's obvious! & you only deserve it if you were being a dick them
pingpongpickle 8
my parents don't even know how to save contacts so they dot have any. :)
Blue_Coconuts 7
My mom learned how to text, she was really proud, it was funny.
samanthadude 0
Lol my parents can't work their phones at all, they suck at technology. :P My dad still uses a CD player.
LMFAOwned 9
I sense good parenting(: Excellent work!
whitley1031 0
how did they get naked pictures of men and women on ur phone??? o.0
missmurderx 8
my parents can't text at all, :P my mom can type it, but the part where you press the "send" button escapes her. I've given up hope. :P
sixtimessix 0
#1 looks like. a baldwin
lilmissy1290 0
You deserve it for two reasons: 1. You let your kids play on your cell phone for way too long. Changing all of your contacts pictures takes a long time. 2. You don't know enough about modern technology, and are obviously not intelligent enough to either read the owner's manual or look online for how to change it back.
katTKD 0
9-haha I was thinking the same thing
TokioxxHotel 0
hang up pictures of fat ugly men on their ceiling so they wake up to balls that look like moldy potatoes.
Aksel_fml 0
hahhaahaha 38!!!!
PixiiLuv 0
uhh how did they get the pictures.... that's my question
stewpididiot 11
MOLDY POTATOES !!!! Hahahahaha!!!! Sofaking hilarious!!!!!
chapachristina4 0
omg!! what happened to you tokio?? I haven't seen you for a while ^_^
goonie85 0
I'm pretty sure OP didn't deserve it but it's funny as shit and no one's life is ******. "LOL" at "my dad still uses a CD player." Haha, when I was growing up, we had cassettes! Whoa! Ancient!
JohnE3 0
Sounds like a fun way to let people know what you're into. Phone imaging. Heh.
bricksta_op 0
#30 you're* tokio I like the current picture much better than the previous.
seanders 10
YDI for reproducing with that low IQ of your's. I swear anyone who wants a kid should have to take an IQ test.
kxdottt 0
Google then save the pics. It's really not that complicated.
catsareahmazing 0
Am I the only one who doesn't understand a word #5 was trying to say?
madarchod 0
66 - #5 tried to say multiple things at once and combined them in one sentence. I understood what he wants to say, it's just not gramatically correct.
shellytaliaaxxx 0
You are obviously a pushover. If i did that my mom would MAKE me change it back, not that i would be bratty enough to do in that first place. Grow some balls and stop letting your kids walk all over you
KiddNYC1O 22
my mom is just learning t9... t9 ftw!
amazinggbaby 2
59 IQ tests were discontinued a long time ago because they weren't an accurate measure of intelligence. Maybe learn something about what your talking about before you judge another persons intelligence, and judging them through an fml? very accurate. And to everyone, it's a problem with most older people who aren't part if the technology savvy generation. OP doesn't deserve it
TokioxxHotel 0
43- lolol. 51- haha thanks. :p 55- they banned me for a week. -.-" 58- thanks! I need a new one! I got a new piercing and got a hair cut! :D
KiddNYC1O 22
tokiohotel where are you from? JW
Roflmaaark 0
Tokio, are those tattoos? if yes you are an idiot.
Horrified86 0
YDI for being a scumbag.
pingpongpickle 8
70, t9 sucks. keyboards, ftw!!
KiddNYC1O 22
80- I meant like for numeric phones only lol. but for modern phones, qwerty keyboard ftw! lol
pingpongpickle 8
ahaha what is 'ftw' anyways??
KiddNYC1O 22
for the win, silly lol =]
pingpongpickle 8
oh okay hehe :)
abcnonamecba 0
they banned me for ages aswell -_-
lololol32 0
So were you em"bare-assed" ??
bbailey19 3
So you know how to post something on FML but you can't change your contacts pictures?
lilmissy1290 0
73 IQ tests are still used today.. so get YOUR facts straight.. they just aren't the best and most accurate measure of intelligence.. but I agree with 59 stupid people should not reproduce
TokioxxHotel 0
76- PA. 78- what would honestly make you think i'd get those as tattoos? plus, I've had other pictures with different things. only thing that's consistant was the stitches. 89- mine was fer a week. idk why.
chapachristina4 0
well that's gay!! even FML is hating on you, tokio lolol XD
TokioxxHotel 0
94- it's not hard to submit on a computer. iPhone contact pictures could be confusing to change if you didn't know what to do. your picture is amazing, btw.
rawrimadinosour 0
Wtf? What makes you think I helped them out? They happen to have friends who showed them how to text.
TokioxxHotel 0
101- lolol yeah. XD I gotta get a new pic up though. the week I was gone, I changed a little. XD
hannahpie45 0
exactly wut I was thinking 18
smashingdiscover 0
that's what I thought
hannahpie45 0
sweet make up Tokio
awesomechick618 0
o gawg lmsao,yes, I agree with 5 u pull out tht big leather belt and beat their asses with the buckle
steve2112886 0
yeah, the same thing happened to Andy Duphrene
surescope 0
How old are they?
TokioxxHotel 0
108- thanks. :)
XxToriLovexX 0
There's something called the Internet these days. it's quite useful. I'm queffing. the OP is blonde.
BuddyChristSays 0
so yea the comment messed up because of anti flood so I just kept typing things and that's were shawshank redemtion came from so does this mean no one has seen the movie
chapachristina4 0
how did you change, tokio?
fckinbeetles 0
tokio I always thought you were a boy. Oh well, you're still a weak willed emo ****** who can't handle reality and has no right to be in it.
bornareject94 5
There is absolutely nothing wrong with using a CD player. I still use one sometimes even though I have an iPod.
chapachristina4 0
131- and I bet your a fat piece of lard who hates on people like tokio cuz they get more action then you.. you shouldn't be talking cuz I bet your the ******! XD
bluebladez 0
get even and make them ex-lax cookies
MeLlamoMaddie 0
93 comedy fail
alyssaax3 0
its not that hard to..
Shokz992 0
73 - Are you saying that because you score under 100? To be honest it depends what you define intelligence as...
Shokz992 0
Oh, and 131, the world would be far better without people like you in it.
Nailbunny 4
lol...ydi for not knowing how to use your own phone.
veebabii96 0
lol mi parentsbken bbm so thei bbm mi when i m in skool n ask how mi dai iz goin n f i dont reply the yell @ mi :"(
1221jamw 11
who's tokio
picklezz123 5
google your phones settings
paid2think 0
awesome!
IWorkInAStore 0
You shouldn't have a phone if your too damn stupid to know how to use it... read the manual? fool around with it? it's not that hard.
Benpie 22
*you're
kkbanks 0
haha I would be so mad.
PurpleLlamas 0
haha admit it you like it :P
Nsnlover 0
lmfao
nerdsgetmehot 23
Heh heh. You've got to admit it's a pretty good prank... :P
aeioume 0
odd
Dramori 29
go back to using a landline! that or RTFM... that's "read the..." I think you can fill the rest.
rawrimadinosour 0
Ha Ha your kids are the shit! You suck OP for not knowing how to use a phone.
NeonAgatha 0
idiot