Today, at the age of 22, I started eating my boogers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Confession time
Today, I’m a 32 year-old man with a wife, a dog, and 2 kids. I still pick my boogers and eat them, and have no plans to stop anytime soon. FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I discovered that the only thing more disgusting than watching a little kid shove their finger up their nose and eat their fresh green mucus is watching your grandmother do the same. FML
Oddly specific
Today, I discovered that at the age of 24, I would actually rather break a toe than eat a food I don’t like. FML
What am I doing?
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
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cndrow 0
Exposing your body to things like dirt, grime, snot, etc., is actually a healthy thing to do. By exposing your body to tiny amounts of germs like that, you're actually exposing your immune system in a fairly harmless way and boosting your immune system. Also, by placing the germs inside your mouth, where your immune system is constantly alert and working (saliva, tonsils, etc), it's relatively safe. May sound gross, but it's true. Still, you can get ill from this practise, so be aware. I suggest washing your hands often, at the least.
Timmytwofinger 0
as long as noone sees you it's a victimless crime, mwa haha
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Comments (126)
twiggy2011 0
that is sooooo gross
Yourmomschesthai_fml 1
yum!
ksowders 0
my 3 and 4 year olds don't even do that!! what a loser!
Mxpxdude189 0
don't tell people about that
Peacewind 0
I don't blame you mate. They taste good and build up antibodies. Its win-win...besides getting teased.
SunDrop143 0
disgusting.
Miss_Blaine 18
Nastayyyyyyyy!!!!
valerie11_23 0
That's ******* sick!!!
gymnstemily92 0
Ur nasty! Y do u post a comment like Tht? So ppl can make fun u????!
jewelsfml 0
I lived w a dude who did that. I caught him and was thoroughly disgusted, we had also slept together that's y I'm big on living w someone before marriage!