mr. e
Oddly specific
Today, I discovered that at the age of 24, I would actually rather break a toe than eat a food I don’t like. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Picky eater
Today, my 27-year-old son told me that for him, eating a food he doesn’t like is “way, way worse” than breaking a bone. He has broken both his arms, several ribs, and a few of his toes, and he still thinks that. FML
Snotmyfault
United States
Today, at the age of 22, I started eating my boogers. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
United States
Strange metric
Today, I decided that I need to lose weight when I discovered I could no longer chew on my own toenails. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, tears and 3 hours on the toilet have made me reevaluate my desire for new culinary experiences. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Spice
Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML
freakingow
United States
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML
Top comments
rudico67 8
I'm really sorry to ask this, but could you please explain the correlation between breaking a toe and eating a food you dislike? Curiosity overwhelms me!
Thaylok 17
At 24, you don't have to self harm. Just don't buy/eat what you don't like. Man, being an adult sux.
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Comments (6)
rudico67 8
I'm really sorry to ask this, but could you please explain the correlation between breaking a toe and eating a food you dislike? Curiosity overwhelms me!
Thaylok 17
At 24, you don't have to self harm. Just don't buy/eat what you don't like. Man, being an adult sux.
RichardPencil 32
That's stupid. If you break a toe, you'll go to the hospital and that's food you definitely won't like.
Charlie Given 28
well I'll tell you something that I realized at your age it's your choice what you want to eat if you don't like something just simply say something like no thank you or I don't like that or I'm not in the mood
tiptoppc 21
I’ve done both, including ending up in ER due to food I didn’t want to eat that caused foodpoisoning. I agree, breaking my toe was better and less painful.