Today, I’m a 32 year-old man with a wife, a dog, and 2 kids. I still pick my boogers and eat them, and have no plans to stop anytime soon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the age of 22, I started eating my boogers. FML
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, I realized I’ve become an old woman. I have dentures, wear bifocal glasses, have rheumatoid arthritis, carry a stash of candy in my purse, and got excited when I bought a new potato peeler. I’m only 29, but I’m an old woman. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
Today, I realized that because of my construction job, I have spent such a huge amount of time with older, cynical guys that I keep uncontrollably using the phrase "fucking kids these days" regularly like an idiot. I'm 18. FML
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cuz803 46
Trust me, there is much 'worse' than that. Though, the word 'worse' it is subjective because almost everyone has some type of weird behavior that they're into. I've read multiple FMLs of men admitting to taking an interest in wearing panties and I don't judge. Just eat your boogers with pride, OP.
JackWood 21
Why?!
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cuz803 46
Trust me, there is much 'worse' than that. Though, the word 'worse' it is subjective because almost everyone has some type of weird behavior that they're into. I've read multiple FMLs of men admitting to taking an interest in wearing panties and I don't judge. Just eat your boogers with pride, OP.
JackWood 21
Why?!
Hangryko 32
Please, I must know: What is the appeal for you? The taste? The texture? How did you start? I've heard there can be actual health benefits to this practice, have you experienced any?
RichardPencil 32
Great role model! Your kids will go far.
Gubbon 17
Why? Why eat them?