Snotmyfault
United States
Today, at the age of 22, I started eating my boogers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Confession time
Today, I’m a 32 year-old man with a wife, a dog, and 2 kids. I still pick my boogers and eat them, and have no plans to stop anytime soon. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Anonymous
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
MsConfusedd
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I discovered that the only thing more disgusting than watching a little kid shove their finger up their nose and eat their fresh green mucus is watching your grandmother do the same. FML
mr. e
Oddly specific
Today, I discovered that at the age of 24, I would actually rather break a toe than eat a food I don’t like. FML
janesays
United States
What am I doing?
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
Top comments
cndrow 0
Exposing your body to things like dirt, grime, snot, etc., is actually a healthy thing to do. By exposing your body to tiny amounts of germs like that, you're actually exposing your immune system in a fairly harmless way and boosting your immune system. Also, by placing the germs inside your mouth, where your immune system is constantly alert and working (saliva, tonsils, etc), it's relatively safe. May sound gross, but it's true. Still, you can get ill from this practise, so be aware. I suggest washing your hands often, at the least.
Timmytwofinger 0
as long as noone sees you it's a victimless crime, mwa haha
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (126)
Timmytwofinger 0
as long as noone sees you it's a victimless crime, mwa haha
cndrow 0
Exposing your body to things like dirt, grime, snot, etc., is actually a healthy thing to do. By exposing your body to tiny amounts of germs like that, you're actually exposing your immune system in a fairly harmless way and boosting your immune system. Also, by placing the germs inside your mouth, where your immune system is constantly alert and working (saliva, tonsils, etc), it's relatively safe. May sound gross, but it's true. Still, you can get ill from this practise, so be aware. I suggest washing your hands often, at the least.
htownlove 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
shut up! no one cares if it's healthy, it's nasty! ewwww
sicpupyz122 0
I agree that it's nasty and I would never do it but my science teacher just the other day told me that people who eat them will be healthier and liv longer.:p
thebeatles4891 1
I was just thinking " hey this guy is pretty smart " when I noticed you spelled "practice" with an s.
shadowkiss13 0
No one gives a shit about it being healthy damn u remind me of my teacher....annoying OP thats super gross and do NOT do that in public
kieferr 8
ha ha. great catch!
cottoncandifull 0
you are an idiot. "practice" is also spelt "practise" when refering to "do repeatedly as an exercise to improve a skill" which is what tjey were talking about, though i wouldn't call eating your boogers practising a skill...
doctor__who 19
"Practice" is spelled "practise" in many countries.
Calarel_bones 12
well.. its true that you learn something everyday! thanks for that info, quite interesting. ^_^ x
Easy_Target 0
Oh what the hell do you want, absolution?
asarualim999 0
Its OK as long as they are coke boogers. Don't let any of that precious powder go to waste!
whataloadofbull 0
You, sir, are more retarded than the OP.
maddmaddieee 0
lol when u r drinking coke and it gets in ur boogers... thats awesome =]
litecrush 0
he meant cocane not coca cola..
PoopTrainDix 0
cocaine*** dipshit idiot!
whoisthisgirl 4
and they were obviously joking smart one
biwinning88 1
or from any sort of wonderful drug that's up there! I seriously hope whoever said cokeacola was k
hahakare 0
#13 - Crotte de nez. And, Eww!
Elleluvssnow 0
im gonna throw up now i think...
x_LC_x 0
That was really really difficult to read. I literally feel sick.
nafiul93 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
DUDE THAT IS ******* SICK YOU HAVE PROBLEMS I WANNA PUKE
TylerTorture 0
wow bro thats kinda nasty but like #5 its actually true but i still wont do that cause its nasty lol
falloutgirl_fml 3
what. in. the. world.