Snotmyfault
United States
Today, at the age of 22, I started eating my boogers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Confession time
Today, I’m a 32 year-old man with a wife, a dog, and 2 kids. I still pick my boogers and eat them, and have no plans to stop anytime soon. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Anonymous
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
MsConfusedd
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I discovered that the only thing more disgusting than watching a little kid shove their finger up their nose and eat their fresh green mucus is watching your grandmother do the same. FML
mr. e
Oddly specific
Today, I discovered that at the age of 24, I would actually rather break a toe than eat a food I don’t like. FML
janesays
United States
What am I doing?
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
Top comments
cndrow 0
Exposing your body to things like dirt, grime, snot, etc., is actually a healthy thing to do. By exposing your body to tiny amounts of germs like that, you're actually exposing your immune system in a fairly harmless way and boosting your immune system. Also, by placing the germs inside your mouth, where your immune system is constantly alert and working (saliva, tonsils, etc), it's relatively safe. May sound gross, but it's true. Still, you can get ill from this practise, so be aware. I suggest washing your hands often, at the least.
Timmytwofinger 0
as long as noone sees you it's a victimless crime, mwa haha
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (126)
NodakN8V 25
Ahh hell I'm so grossed out I forgot what I was even going to say !!
kelly_sheftic 13
they were just talking about this on Krock
Orchard 33
OMG THAT'S DISGUSTING WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. See a doctor or something. That's not healthy. Please excuse me while I go throw up now. *runs for bathroom*
KBurns207 17
I find it hard to believe that this is a legitimate FML
Cass_x 22
i love your username!
bobby_jones 7
Feelsgoodman.jpg
Faded315 6
that's ******* sick you need help
prettygurl89 16
Nooooooo
wolfman0_o 17
Dude no one cares
Haidy 9
ewww