Snotmyfault
United States
Today, at the age of 22, I started eating my boogers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Confession time
Today, I’m a 32 year-old man with a wife, a dog, and 2 kids. I still pick my boogers and eat them, and have no plans to stop anytime soon. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Anonymous
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
MsConfusedd
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I discovered that the only thing more disgusting than watching a little kid shove their finger up their nose and eat their fresh green mucus is watching your grandmother do the same. FML
mr. e
Oddly specific
Today, I discovered that at the age of 24, I would actually rather break a toe than eat a food I don’t like. FML
janesays
United States
What am I doing?
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
Top comments
cndrow 0
Exposing your body to things like dirt, grime, snot, etc., is actually a healthy thing to do. By exposing your body to tiny amounts of germs like that, you're actually exposing your immune system in a fairly harmless way and boosting your immune system. Also, by placing the germs inside your mouth, where your immune system is constantly alert and working (saliva, tonsils, etc), it's relatively safe. May sound gross, but it's true. Still, you can get ill from this practise, so be aware. I suggest washing your hands often, at the least.
Timmytwofinger 0
as long as noone sees you it's a victimless crime, mwa haha
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Comments (126)
bula_rocks 0
tmi
afallingstar 22
that's nasty
kasmikali 0
I bet not even the starving kids around the world would do that.
PoopTrainDix 0
why the **** would you post this you dipshit idiot?!
Lexipop49 0
Yuck. Agreed tmi X-P. What were you bored or something and just decided hey I'm gonna dig my finger up my nose and then start eating the shit thats up there. Sicko
Tyran9614 0
your are proboly fat an ugly eatin your boogers what is wrong with your nasty fat ugly rat ass
naynay93 6
Wow.....what ever floats ur boat, OP. Just never tell anybody, especailly someone like a girlfriend. If i EVER saw my boyfriend pick his nose i would seriously contemplate not EVER kissing him again.
me_777_love 0
thats gross...but cndrow is rught stuff like that is healthy...but im not saying to dig for gold or anything cuz thats just disgusting
azhein 0
why would anyone vote fyl on this?
rushiee 0
T M ******* I dude thats just sick & im sure if ur lil buddies knew they wouldnt wanna chill with u either.